A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[Andy105]

But tasty with ketchup, which was against all social norms. The condom itself was of Nordic Mint origins, which some of those present thought to be....

[whalen]

Not as shiney as all that polishing promised...

[StuKlu]

erect and veiny, but alas...

[Premium Parrots]

Darwin, who hoped it would evolve into something more.....

[Crow]

"WHEN EATING ME, AVOID EYE CONTACT"............Then ran off down the aisle, slipped on his own skin and.............

sheer force caused the phallus-shaped object to lunge firmly in the mouth of..............

[Frosted]

"WHEN EATING ME, AVOID EYE CONTACT"............Then ran off down the aisle, slipped on his own skin and.............

[Premium Parrots]

giant banana yelling....

[whalen]

The shopping cart keeps following me around then suddenly...out jumped a....

[wa3zrm]

he produced a condom that was headed to one of the Eastern European countries that...

[Premium Parrots]

the funny brownies the gals at the Sams Club were handing out. Incredibly, after a wee bit, the $1 hot dogs had disappeared and now.........

[whalen]

A can of General wintergreen and....

[wa3zrm]

he could change her life if she just came over and sampled...

[Premium Parrots]

man-boobs at the hooker behind the dumpster. Trying to convince her that.............

[whalen]

Smoking a cigarette behind the free clinic huffing a bag of paint while jiggling his....

[squeezyjohn]

that this particular plane was carrying the secret recipe for Pioneer Snus, recently stolen from Laos and may have been trying to reach chief Malaysian snus spy, Rick Charles with the information. Rick was last seen ...