A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[whalen]

How hard can liquor be asked Skell? "I practically piss the stuff" said Frosty, while he slowly removed his.....

[wa3zrm]

...were strange in that they only drank hard liquor and not beer; however,

[Premium Parrots]

soberness, they...

[whalen]

Exciting the alien swarm of nymphomaniacal gerbils whom had sworn allegiance to protecting cats and irishmen from...

[Skell18]

Wa3zrm who brought his gun and bible, he threw the bible at the parrots but they deflected the book with their huge wing span, then nuked the book with lasers from their eyes...

[wa3zrm]

a few parrots perched on the headboard of his bed! This scared the shit out of him and he immediately called...

[Burnsey]

(...but suddenly... his fleshlight woke him in the most unusual way...)

and it was as if he felt truly alive for the first time and he was one with the fleshlight, a man and his fleshlight against the world.....bliss, except for the annoying screeching coming from.....

[CzechCzar]

damnit

[wa3zrm]

...but suddenly... his fleshlight woke him in the most unusual way...

[CzechCzar]

It was his bedtime so he snuggled up to his fleshlight, gave it a gentle kiss, and went to bed. The end.

[Burnsey]

papier mache for sale only to find that.....

[wa3zrm]

he ran an ad on Craigslist for...

[Skell18]

Bukkake porn, all the pages were stuck together though, so....

[whalen]

Even he had forgotten.... It was under his stash of porn...not just any old porn, but a carefully gathered stash of.....

[Burnsey]

whalen was so excited by it that he told all.......even the location of His Wintergreen stash which....