A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[whalen]

So half an hour into the used condom, PP takes it out and pronounces it still too dry, so...

[Thunder_Snus]

sing "I want it thata way" by the backstreet boys.

[Skell18]

Whooped his ass for not respecting his authoritahh, as everyone hates general winterpoo, even the smell makes PP's bowels....

[Frosted]

like used condoms but not General Wintergreen, so he.....

[wa3zrm]

PP as a reminder of his affection for him, after all, PP did...

[whalen]

Where he found a coupon for General Wintergreen with one day left before expiration, wrapping it in a recently used condom he overnighted it to.....

[Skell18]

Dan and Andy beat squeezy to the punch and cleaned up the whole mess. Later Dan and Andy went to the dump to find.....

Precious rummaging through the filth.....

[Premium Parrots]

Dan and Andy beat squeezy to the punch and cleaned up the whole mess. Later Dan and Andy went to the dump to find.....

[Frosted]

armadillo football. When they scored they all high fived, foured, three'd...... and then fell apart laughing. The fact that Precious lost was no skin off his nose. Luckily Squeezyjohn arrived to pick up the pieces to use as fertiliser in his tobacco plants but surprisingly....

[Andy105]

..and chicks. Armadillos were the object of their obsession, despite reports as carriers of leprosy. Their main rituals included...

[Skell18]

Fled to Alabama where they sold the stolen fleshlights to a gang of rednecks and became their gods, it wasn't long before they took over the entire USA and made swenglish the official language, and banned chick flicks....

[Crow]

Bigblue's place for some angry makeup sex............ After the ban was lifted, precious007 and Bigblue1..............

[Premium Parrots]

Skelly and Frosty broke into PPs house while using whalens flashlites and thru the gunfire they ended up stealing the entire lot. They immediately went to.......

[Skell18]

....and used fleshlights for skelly. Suddenly............

UPS arrived at the parrot residence with a special delivery of Fleshlight minis, with built in Viagra, to test a new senior range, but then......

[Premium Parrots]

Used flashlights for Whalen.....

....and used fleshlights for skelly. Suddenly............