A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[wa3zrm]

...talking Macaw Parrot that said to him...

[whalen]

More cans of wintergreen....and a baby's arm holding a ....

[wa3zrm]

"Veni, vidi, vici." He then spat an enormous portion of General Wintergreen on the ground, looked up and to his amazement saw...

[Andy105]

...it when they say 'no', and beg him not to be put in the barrel. It's after the conquest when he holds his double-portion of General Wintergreen skyward, and shouts to the Gods...

[Frosted]

Sage still stuck in PP's no. 1 blue barrel unable to escape to freedom after saying "No". PP likes..........

[whalen]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in, sobbed.....

[Skell18]

Cried Whalen, realising his order of islay didn't contain the islay Whisky snus he so craved, but general wintergreen...

[whalen]

Thread death!

[whalen]

the one Northerner throws in once in a while just to screw with your head and postage, all the while...........

[wa3zrm]

that Swedish Match decided to include ketchup packets with every tin of General Wintergreen except for...

[Frosted]

after sampling the product he was hallucinating so intensely that the meaning of life came to him....he was existence....he was at one with life and the universe....he saw what he really was.

A fart.


This revelation for humanity was so profound.....

[wa3zrm]

immediately contacted PP to see if he could introduce it for international sale; however,

[Frosted]

producing the recreational drug Jenkem. Upon sampling this Whalen.....

[wa3zrm]

the shit had to be fermented in order to produce the desired results; thus,

[Skell18]

Bobby Brown decided to snort it and discovered he could bring Whitney back with it, there was something in the scent that could raise the dead, little did he know.....