A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[wa3zrm]

ridden with guilt, contacted Crow...

[Frosted]

he didn't want Northerner to actually send any deliveries to anybody for about 3 years....so Frank.....

[pouchface]

Finished drying out in the Northerner US warehouse, where an unidentified hillbilly had stashed it because.....

[whalen]

He got ass lyme and precious borrowed 75 dollars promising to repay as soon as the dip...

[Frosted]

Romania to visit Precious 007 where..........

[Skell18]

Jamaica, but he was surprised to find out weed is illegal there, so when he was arrested at the airport and given a cavity search, once the smile died down he had to regroup and was deported to...

[whalen]

Estonia, hearing of this, Crow got his bong and boarded the next flight for.....

[Andy105]

..Putin said "Oh, they already got Piers Morgan? Our mission is complete then. Let's go home, comrades." and the Russians left Crimea, searching for a better snus experience. They decided to now target....

[Skell18]

Did everyone a favour and died, he last words were, "I love general wintergreen!" The world then knew it was ok to hate him. After a brief ceasefire....

[Frosted]

Piers Morgan returned. Piers was captured and suffered the most horrendous fate when he was forced to double barrel General Wintergreen for being such a wanker but he.............

[Skell18]

It was actually general wintergreen that gave him a heart attack. As a genuine act of kindness to the entire world, general wintergreen was banned, except in the EU, there were riots on the streets of London when...

[Andy105]

not Choked the Parrot to the point of unconsciousness, and ...

[wa3zrm]

with a General Wintergreen flavor had...

[Burnsey]

the cause of the tongue chubbies, but Frosted assured those involved that a hairball....

[Premium Parrots]

Chads poop. But in fact is really an odd form of.....