A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[Andy105]

shouldn't have been over the US, but it's pilot said "I'll just take a left at Hanoi today." Malaysian officials deny ever owning any planes, but think it may have gone down over Inyo and Butte. They also denied...

[Frosted]

as the stench had caused all of the crew and passengers of Malaysian flight MH370 to pass out. The plane.....

[Skell18]

The Supreme Court ordered PP to close his legs as the stink cloud had closed all air traffic over the entire Midwestern USA...

[squeezyjohn]

you could smell that it was past it's expiration date. Meanwhile ...

[wa3zrm]

improved if Northerner were to provide an accurate inventory of just how much pussy was available, it's exact location and when...

[Andy105]

...was saved from Piers Morgan's advances. Good thing that found fleshlights and the Cat a Trois crowd! Glad that I waited. Things could have been...

[Frosted]

"There's so much pussy on there I.......

[squeezyjohn]

an agressive corporate takeover of Frosted's "cat a trois" site by Northerner. A spokesman said ...

[whalen]

Hits fell off considerably...resulting in

[Frosted]

....he did a dog after which....

[Skell18]

That he now has a featured porn hub channel, cat a trois, which gets 10 million hits a day, to celebrate...

[whalen]

Frosted bubbles up with exciting news about his cat, and...

[wa3zrm]

scolds PP for not offering Ansel the condom first; however, just as Whalen passes some wind...

[Frosted]

says "whatever you do don't burp or you'll make a cum bubble". Whalen......

[Premium Parrots]

he passes it to Whalen for a taste test. Sadly, Whalen ends up swallowing it before Ansel leans over and.....