A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[wa3zrm]

...looking up at Crow, the transvestite responded by saying, "no thanks, I'm a Mail Pouch sorta"...

[Snusdog]

said.......you wanna try that on my mocca mini

[wa3zrm]

....and began sucking wildly on the big toe of Crow's left foot just before Crow reached down and...

[Thunder_Snus]

Reached into his pocket and pulled out his fleshlight

[wa3zrm]

a half black, half oriental, gay atheist...

[Snusdog]

but then suddenly.........

[Andy105]

...got arrested at Melbourne Station while playing the Digeridoo, wearing only a Speedo. Alcohol may have been involved.
Phuket Li, a Cambodian tourist, told reporters "man so scary!"

[Crow]

Crow, who visited the great city of Melbourne (Seattle's doppelgänger). It was there that this fine Seattleite, and proud Cascadian.............

[Premium Parrots]

A Snuson member by the name of......