A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[Skell18]

gosmokeless. Then she swiped his computer and started ordering online....

Used flashlights for Whalen.....

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gosmokeless. Then she swiped his computer and started ordering online....

[Skell18]

PP's wife logged him off the site after finding a page open on........

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Chad visiting the site. However, after a bit of wrangling.....

[Thunder_Snus]

,also dipping their hands into boy butter in anticipation of

[wa3zrm]

Whalen, Snusdog and GN...

[wa3zrm]

...entered into a very explicit conversation with PP that could only be termed, "intellectual masturbation," when...

[Frosted]

...that Crow did in fact have Lyme disease. Meanwhile, the real Precious007...

[Frosted]

(beat me to it wa3zrm)

[wa3zrm]

In his lust for humor, Snuson mod PP changed Crow's username to Precious007 only to discover...

[Snusdog]

....meanwhile back at the farm

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sexy Crow I really love your man-boobs. Then the ape dunks his hand in a huge jar of Boy Butter and reaches over to Crow and.....

[Frosted]

"Oh oh ah ah ooh ohhh ahh a" which Crow understood perfectly due to the mind expanding qualities of marijuana. The ape had actually said...

[Andy105]

..he was struck in the head by an empty tin of Islay Whisky Snus. Looking up for the source of his pain, he spotted an Orangutan at the top of the building. The Orang pointed at him, laughing, and shouted...

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...with that said....Crow starts to scream like a little girl for Nick and Johnny in hope some getting some real satisfaction. Sadly, in the blink of an eye....