A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[Skell18]

Squeezy who said It was one on one only, and precious had a used general wintergreen portion shoved under his foreskin so he could feel the tingle. Blue threw a girly fit and....

[Andy105]

..they couldn't find a third party to participate in a ménage à trois. They then turned to Match.Com, where they were finally contacted by....

[wa3zrm]

an interest in a ménage à trois only to discover, to his astonishment that...

[whalen]

Placed a second portion of wintergreen in the can, he found it under a dead bird in the freezer during the move, he sent it overnight to Precious with a love note from Bigblue expressing.....

[wa3zrm]

he turned his passionate desires towards PP who was so stimulated that he....

[Frosted]

became terribly depressed, suffered an identity crisis and decided that he was in fact a lady. It was decided to get a sex change and from then on he was to be called Whaletta S Bus. Now stronger and able to move on..........

[Andy105]

that others could sample. That single used portion came in every tin of General Wintergreen, and passed on to the next user with each sale. He was so sorry that he invested his entire 401K in General Wintergreen that he...

[Frosted]

nobody wants General Wintergreen. Whalen couldn't get rid of all the stock which in any case was just one tin with a single used portion squashed into the side so..............

[wa3zrm]

the North American rights to be the primary distributor for General Wintergreen, except...

[Premium Parrots]

going to lay an egg any day now so he seizes the opportunity to secure....

[wa3zrm]

his period and concerned that he was...

[Premium Parrots]

whalen, dazed and confused. Apparently, with all this in play, this is the reason he was late for......

[Frosted]

all over the GN ladis tits in a tag team gang bang. At the center of this action was.....

[pouchface]

Then blew a huge plume of purple smoke across the Atlantic to sweden, where it hung over the GN Tobacco offices, causing them to smile and release blueberry los....

[Skell18]

Who got high and forgot what it was frank asked him to do, so he simply picked it, packed it, lit it up, told everyone to come along, and take a hit from his bong...