My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[Burnsey]

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractivewoman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

*The note read:*

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

*It read:*

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: "I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a PorscheTurbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolios. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back 'loser'."

Variation on an old theme, but still a giggle......

[wa3zrm]

PP, I want your hard bird butt...

[Snusdog]

HARD WAFFLES?

Waffle-maker dispute results in 30 people kicked out of Mason County hotel, police say
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MASON COUNTY, MI – Two women fighting over the waffle maker in a Mason County hotel apparently ignited a major disruption over the holiday weekend inside the hotel's buffet-style breakfast area, police say.
A Mason County Sheriff's Office deputy stood by as 30 people were ordered by the property manager to pack their bags and leave the America's Best Value Inn, 5095 U.S. 10, in Pere Marquette Township.
Mason County Sheriff Kim Cole said it allegedly all started over the hotel's waffle maker around 9 a.m. on Sunday, May 24.
"It sounded like one lady walked up and asked the other lady if she was in line for the waffle maker. She didn't answer, so this lady started to make her waffle. The other confronted her and said, 'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there," Cole said.
Deputies were dispatched to the hotel and found "a large group of people arguing over the waffle maker," he said.
"The property manager asked that everyone be kicked out of the hotel. All parties involved were ordered to collect their items and they left," Cole said.
No one was injured and no one was arrested for the commotion. The 30 or so people who were ordered to leave are from Chicago and Canton, Mich., Cole said.
"There was just a lot of yelling and screaming, but no one was assaulted," he said. "They were all asked to leave and the deputy stood by while they did that."

Weren't those two just at Walmart
[emoji3]

BTW.......grits are great.....yall don't know watz you taken bout

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[Andy105]

Glad I don't like grits.

very interesting..........

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/s...-eating-grits/

I'm glad my Dad never even tried grits. :nevreness:

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Glad I don't like grits.

very interesting..........

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/s...-eating-grits/

[wa3zrm]

HARD WAFFLES?

Waffle-maker dispute results in 30 people kicked out of Mason County hotel, police say
Mlive ^ |

MASON COUNTY, MI – Two women fighting over the waffle maker in a Mason County hotel apparently ignited a major disruption over the holiday weekend inside the hotel's buffet-style breakfast area, police say.
A Mason County Sheriff's Office deputy stood by as 30 people were ordered by the property manager to pack their bags and leave the America's Best Value Inn, 5095 U.S. 10, in Pere Marquette Township.
Mason County Sheriff Kim Cole said it allegedly all started over the hotel's waffle maker around 9 a.m. on Sunday, May 24.
"It sounded like one lady walked up and asked the other lady if she was in line for the waffle maker. She didn't answer, so this lady started to make her waffle. The other confronted her and said, 'That was my waffle' and the other lady said, 'No, it's mine' and then it went down hill from there," Cole said.
Deputies were dispatched to the hotel and found "a large group of people arguing over the waffle maker," he said.
"The property manager asked that everyone be kicked out of the hotel. All parties involved were ordered to collect their items and they left," Cole said.
No one was injured and no one was arrested for the commotion. The 30 or so people who were ordered to leave are from Chicago and Canton, Mich., Cole said.
"There was just a lot of yelling and screaming, but no one was assaulted," he said. "They were all asked to leave and the deputy stood by while they did that."

[Burnsey]

Ned....link only, language warning:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFgC2szcrM

[codyg140]

I'll just get it off the pirate bay for free

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Does this mean the thread is now available on CD/DVD for $19.95?

yea....plus S&H

[wa3zrm]

notice!! On 2-2-14 i scanned this entire thread. It seems that there quite a few videos that i posted that are currently not on youtube anymore due to several reasons. Also i had a few links that went nowhere as well. I got it all cleaned up.

Does this mean the thread is now available on CD/DVD for $19.95?

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Why Parents Drink




A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw anEnvelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
Report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

[CoderGuy]

Lmao!

[Burnsey]

In the same vein ........

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."