My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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  • Premium Parrots
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    Haircut...........


    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left but did not return that day.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day.

    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.

    The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back later.

    A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,





    'Your house!'

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    Cat saves house from cigarette fire........
    Last edited by Burnsey; 09-01-14, 07:15 PM.

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  • Premium Parrots
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    That's really out there.


    Tim Haigh shared on fb the video I posted.

    Sometimes I weally worry bout Tim.

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  • lxskllr
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    Die Antwoord's pure spectacle. I'm not fond of the music, but I like watching their videos. Check out this short film...

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  • Andy105
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    WTF? That's my in-law's home movies!

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  • lxskllr
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    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
    the power of words.........

    http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/
    I like that video, but I feel like I'm being manipulated.

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  • Premium Parrots
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    the power of words.........

    http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/

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  • trebli
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    Phil's Death Was The Result Of A Lifetime Cigarette Habit


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...y-disease.html

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  • Andy105
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    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
    Interesting........
    .......
    It's worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a web site.
    He never built anything before. Not surprising.

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  • Premium Parrots
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    Interesting........


    During the 3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.
    We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
    It's worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a web site.

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