My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[Premium Parrots]

this is so fun

[Ray]

Really. Just leave us alone with our vices! In this world today we need a diversion.

[Chewbacca]

Why can’t we all just get along. Along with our snus.

[Link]

I have a dream. A dream. One day Snus will be Freeeeee........ Free! Free for all the wonderful varieties to occupy the shelves of stores everywhere, as are many other cans of manufacturers sitting on those shelves born into existence right now!!! The injustice must end if humanity ever wants to progress, anything less is taking steps back to being on plantations!!! Today, we say, set them free. Let them be. Not necessarily free, how about all varieties at 5-6 a can though?

[Ray]

Unfortunately, turns out we're the ones who are free - of snus. Your crystal ball working? You see an end to this nonsense? I've read some things on how we got to this point, but i have yet to hear a clear-cut "how" and "why" Swedish snus has been severely restricted.

[Premium Parrots]

..............nevermind

[Premium Parrots]

lol

[Link]

****PSA***** Heads up snus friends. Beware of counterfeit botox shots if you or someone you love is thinking about taking any...........

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/10/healt...ion/index.html

[Chewbacca]

Abc

[Premium Parrots]

Ha hum........my wife wrote that. Thats exactly what she tells me all the time. I got lucky tho....my 77 year old wife is still kinda hot. Like body is nicer than most 20 year olds. At this point I couldn't get any better than her. Probably no one, unless they were after money lol. jokes on them.

[Chewbacca]

“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”
Credit: unknown

[Monkey]

Greenbank tele in Greenbank WV. Wtf they doing in Greenbank WV?....... No cell service in the enitre town. I might want to move there.......

Middle earth is in trouble!

[Link]

Greenbank tele in Greenbank WV. Wtf they doing in Greenbank WV?....... No cell service in the enitre town. I might want to move there.......

[Monkey]

This lives rent free in my head

[Premium Parrots]

That'll work.......