Colonoscopy... Woohoo!!

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  • desirexe
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    • Feb 2008
    • 1170

    #16
    1st of all - snus is basically water and salt (similar to chicken broth) so I'd say that qualifies as a part of your dietary requirements, but I'm no doctor! Secondly, my wimpy Mom survived the procedure and laughed about how big of a deal she made of it, so if she can do it, you can too! I hope the procedure goes smoothly, pun totally intended.

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    • EricHill78
      Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 4253

      #17
      Thanks Desirexe!! That makes me feel better about the whole thing. I think the worst part will probably be being hungry and that turbo lax jug that's mocking me in the kitchen. I'll be giving full updates tommorow lol.. It'll be filled with edge of your seat excitement.

      Sidenote - that damn laxative jug.. I keep replaying that scene from dumb and dumber over and over again in my head.

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      • sgreger1
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #18
        lol @ old people getting colonoscopies.

        Ive had a CT scan with contrast before, had to insert a bag into my asshole and filll it with half a gallon of liquid. Not fun to say the least.

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        • N0mad
          Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 550

          #19
          Eric, hope everything comes out alright.. HA HA Sometims I can't believe you post this kind of shit.. Oops oh well I think I would snuff my a$$ off.. oh sorry there is that word again.. any way unless they stick a probe up your nose you'll be good with a little snuff. I work with a few military nurses and you should here the jokes and comments they make about patients while they are up your a$$ poking around.

          I don't see any post regarding penis enlargements and snus use.. where are they come on guys spill the beans..

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          • visiON
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            • Mar 2010
            • 308

            #20
            Originally posted by N0mad View Post
            Eric, hope everything comes out alright.. HA HA Sometims I can't believe you post this kind of shit.. Oops oh well I think I would snuff my a$$ off.. oh sorry there is that word again.. any way unless they stick a probe up your nose you'll be good with a little snuff. I work with a few military nurses and you should here the jokes and comments they make about patients while they are up your a$$ poking around.

            I don't see any post regarding penis enlargements and snus use.. where are they come on guys spill the beans..
            Well.. The rumor has it that if you shove a portion under it it will actually increase the size of the penis!

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            • c.nash
              Banned Users
              • May 2010
              • 3511

              #21
              Have fun man. I got a few more years till I gotta have one done.

              However, they have a new laxative that they give you instead of the giant jug. Now they have a couple pills they give you and a smaller jug, which is supposedly better on your stomach. The big ass jug just makes you bloated as hell and feeling like shit.

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              • EricHill78
                Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 4253

                #22
                Originally posted by N0mad View Post
                Eric, hope everything comes out alright.. HA HA Sometims I can't believe you post this kind of shit.. Oops oh well I think I would snuff my a$$ off.. oh sorry there is that word again.. any way unless they stick a probe up your nose you'll be good with a little snuff. I work with a few military nurses and you should here the jokes and comments they make about patients while they are up your a$$ poking around.

                I don't see any post regarding penis enlargements and snus use.. where are they come on guys spill the beans..
                lmao that is too funny.. yeah I figure they'll have a few jokes at my expense but if I'm asleep and stay asleep they can make all the jokes they want as long as it goes smoothly (no pun intended).

                Sidenote - I'm going to tell em I'm at an 8 or 9 on the pain scale no matter what... I want to be walkin on sunshine after I'm violated.. Damn Dr better buy me a dinner. I feel cheap enough already.

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                • EricHill78
                  Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 4253

                  #23
                  Originally posted by c.nash View Post
                  Have fun man. I got a few more years till I gotta have one done.

                  However, they have a new laxative that they give you instead of the giant jug. Now they have a couple pills they give you and a smaller jug, which is supposedly better on your stomach. The big ass jug just makes you bloated as hell and feeling like shit.
                  Dude I wish I woulda known I woulda requested the pills and the smaller jugs. Oh well.. I have 6 vicodin vicadin whatever left I may pop 3 after I start drinking the crap.. I'll be on the toilet but at least I'll be smiling with a s$"t grin while doing it.

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9762

                    #24
                    Originally posted by N0mad View Post

                    I don't see any post regarding penis enlargements and snus use.. where are they come on guys spill the beans..
                    so do you want to hear about my penis reduction surgery?
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • GoVegan
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 5603

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                      so do you want to hear about my penis reduction surgery?
                      Still saving for that sex change operation?

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                      • Bigblue1
                        Banned Users
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 3923

                        #26
                        Originally posted by EricHill78 View Post
                        Dude I wish I woulda known I woulda requested the pills and the smaller jugs. Oh well.. I have 6 vicodin vicadin whatever left I may pop 3 after I start drinking the crap.. I'll be on the toilet but at least I'll be smiling with a s$"t grin while doing it.
                        The vicodin may be counterproductive to your colon cleansing as constipation can be a side effect. Immodium Ad is actually a very low dose narcotic from the opiate family.

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                        • dreed2
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                          • Jul 2010
                          • 256

                          #27
                          Originally posted by EricHill78 View Post
                          Yeah real exciting lol. Got one scheduled for Monday. They say Sunday I'm on a liquid diet. Only chicken broth and water. I'm going to hate Sunday. Anyways do you think it'll be alright to use snus Sunday? I don't know if the snus juice will throw off the test.
                          I still keep telling my doctor that I don't want to go there, even though I'm over 55 years old and should have had one when I was 50. Best of luck to you, and let us know how it goes! I actually asked my doctor what were the signs of colon cancer, when he was trying to talk me into it. He said "weight loss" so I figured I was safe because even though I diet and exercise, I still can't lose any weight! LOL.

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                          • CoderGuy
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                            • Jul 2009
                            • 2679

                            #28
                            Originally posted by dreed2 View Post
                            I still keep telling my doctor that I don't want to go there, even though I'm over 55 years old and should have had one when I was 50. Best of luck to you, and let us know how it goes! I actually asked my doctor what were the signs of colon cancer, when he was trying to talk me into it. He said "weight loss" so I figured I was safe because even though I diet and exercise, I still can't lose any weight! LOL.
                            I am the same way. I figure if I start having rapid weight loss I will hold out until I get to a reasonable weight and THEN go in to the doc.

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                            • dreed2
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                              • Jul 2010
                              • 256

                              #29
                              Originally posted by CoderGuy View Post
                              I am the same way. I figure if I start having rapid weight loss I will hold out until I get to a reasonable weight and THEN go in to the doc.
                              You can never be too thin or too rich, LOL!

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                              • CoderGuy
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                                • Jul 2009
                                • 2679

                                #30
                                Originally posted by dreed2 View Post
                                You can never be too thin or too rich, LOL!
                                I agree about the too rich, but after seeing PP's model post I have re-evaluated too thin lol

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