My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[lxskllr]

Holy shit Crow! I don't want to know what forums you had to follow Frosted on to get that pic :^O

[Premium Parrots]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a
beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[Crow]

2011

2014

[25-01, 13:43] Frosted: I always take my teeth out first
[25-01, 13:45] Frosted: I have standards though
[25-01, 13:45] Frosted: no fisting

.............Jesus H Crow..!! Get some help laddie..!!!

[Crow]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

Smart move on S&W's part... It increases resistance from happening in other states (with exception to New York, perhaps [probably])

[Crow]

[trebli]

MACAWS in SlowMotion! Rainforest Research! Macaw Clay Lick

[Burnsey]

Terrible idea..... microstamping laws would just create a huge black market for guns produced before the law.

I don't think it does anything about existing models, just no new models without the feature will be allowed in Ca......the black market will remain the same....

[pouchface]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

Terrible idea..... microstamping laws would just create a huge black market for guns produced before the law.

[Andy105]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

All that the law does is make lawmakers feel good, and cost everyone else money. Microstamping already exists anyway. It's called lands and grooves.

[trebli]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

[Frosted]

If a deer farts in the woods, does it make a sound?

[whalen]

Now there is an avatar!

[whalen]

Freudian slip posting!:tears_of_joy:

[whalen]

Oh, Hell yeah! That's him!

[whalen]

Here.........!