My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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    These are all quite worth listening to. Enjoy this talented gal....
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    ..........

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    THIS REPORT SHOULD CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE

    The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate at Bergen,Norway.

    Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.

    Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes.

    Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm.

    Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.

    Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.

    Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coast cities uninhabitable.

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    I must apologize. I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922, page 2, as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post 94+ years ago.

    This must have been caused by the Model T Ford's emissions or possibly from horse and cattle flatulence.


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    Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
    'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.

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    I like Uncle Rob's style.....

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    Ah, love...
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    Helga's Cruise Ship Diary Entries

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 1: All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2: Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3: At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4: Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5: Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6: Today I saved 2600 lives. Twice ...

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    .....and all along we thought it was fiberglass........

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/altria-...cts-1485903961

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