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    #46
    you have to read it mate. its a dam good story....but a wee bit gross


    and then the comments. lol
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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      #47
      Christ on a cracker... that's the worst thing I've read and seen all day!!!

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        #48
        How do you get a dozen babies into a salad bowl PP?

        a blender

        how do you get em out??

        Doritos.

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          #49
          Damn, Frosted. Those were all top shelf.

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            #50
            PP - I looked at the comments ... Chad is fooling no-one using those 3D glasses as a disguise!
            Squeezyjohn

            Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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              #51
              what's funnier than a dead baby?
              a dead baby in a clown costume..
              .
              i've been decorating my back garden with loads of dead hookers!
              i call it whoreticulture...
              .
              the blind chinese kid next door is so thick !!!!
              how the hell can he lost eight guide dogs in a month i'll never know ???

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                #52
                a man walk home after buying a cock-sucking froggy so he walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing the dishes and pops the froggy on the kitchen table.
                what the fu#k am i going to do with that screams the wife.
                oh just teach him to cook and fu#k off, he repiles....

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by premium parrots
                  ok here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

                  There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay.…




                  the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also
                  daaaammm!!

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                    #54
                    God.


                    winner?

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                      #55
                      Wow, this contest started and ended while I was having dinner and putting the kids to bed...

                      Ken

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                        OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

                        There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay.…




                        the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

                        Holy shit

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                          #57
                          My polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by faylool
                            my polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?
                            winnnnnnerrrrrr! Loooooool!

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                              #59
                              Daz I think this chimp found the froggy from that joke you told!

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                                #60
                                I laughed my bollox off. How the hell did you find that?

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