My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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Cowboy:"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.

Cashier:"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy:"Nah... She's purty good lookin"...*

lol

When I used to buy cartons of cigs the cashier would ask if I needed a bag and I would always tell them "No, I'll some em on the way home." I always got a funny look.

[Burnsey]

Cowboy:"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.

Cashier:"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy:"Nah... She's purty good lookin"...*

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39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....

That's a muffler? Looks more like washable/reuseable toilet paper.

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39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....

She's just nuts mate.

Most of the stuff I write in the chatbox comes straight out of my arse.

[Burnsey]

Your comment implies that you're not married. If you were married you would have just shut down as soon as she started talking. You commited the fatal male sin of trying to understand. If that question was directed towards a woman you would have opened a Pandoras box of verbal excrement.

39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....

[Frosted]

To what negative associations with the vulva does she refer?

Your comment implies that you're not married. If you were married you would have just shut down as soon as she started talking. You commited the fatal male sin of trying to understand. If that question was directed towards a woman you would have opened a Pandoras box of verbal excrement.

[Burnsey]

To what negative associations with the vulva does she refer?

[Frosted]

[Burnsey]

Why quarterbacks should have short names...........

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but do we care?

You started it......

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Olòrún is the Yorùbá name given to one of the three manifestations of the Supreme God in the Yoruba pantheon. Olorun is the owner of the heavens and is commonly associated with the Sun. The vital energy of Olorun manifests in humans as Ashé, which is the life force that runs through all living things.^[1] The Supreme God has three manifestations: Olodumare, the Creator; Olorun, ruler of the heavens; and Olofi, who is the conduit between Orun (heaven) and Ayé (earth).

No gender is typically assigned to Olorun because Olorun transcends human limitations. Olorun rules Orun (the heavens), whereas humans live in Ayé (the earth). Typically, humans do not interact directly with Olorun but they receive the life-giving energy from the sun and recognize the power of Olorun over their lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olorun

Now we know.......

but do we care?

[Burnsey]

Who the hell is Olorun?

Olòrún is the Yorùbá name given to one of the three manifestations of the Supreme God in the Yoruba pantheon. Olorun is the owner of the heavens and is commonly associated with the Sun. The vital energy of Olorun manifests in humans as Ashé, which is the life force that runs through all living things.^[1] The Supreme God has three manifestations: Olodumare, the Creator; Olorun, ruler of the heavens; and Olofi, who is the conduit between Orun (heaven) and Ayé (earth).

No gender is typically assigned to Olorun because Olorun transcends human limitations. Olorun rules Orun (the heavens), whereas humans live in Ayé (the earth). Typically, humans do not interact directly with Olorun but they receive the life-giving energy from the sun and recognize the power of Olorun over their lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olorun

Now we know.......

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I am Precious Levitte, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank Olorun for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found (Olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail. com ) a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in two days after the spell has been cast. two days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 3 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. Olorun released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I’m writing this testimony right now I’m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my fiance is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that’s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to Olorun for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. email him on; Olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail. com



Who the hell is Olorun?
This is what you may find every once in a while if you have a website with a guestbook. This is the reason I need to keep such a close eye on my site. lol freaking idiots

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