My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[Burnsey]

^lmao

Good! Welcome aboard......

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[Burnie]

That was LOL

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Golf cart path behind my house. One of the reasons I moved here...........



Probably the ony snow we will get this year. Its pretty.........as long as I don't have to shovel it.

[Burnsey]

Golf cart path behind my house. One of the reasons I moved here...........



Probably the ony snow we will get this year. Its pretty.........as long as I don't have to shovel it.

That looks peaceful, quiet too I'll bet!

[trebli]

Less snow than Chicago!

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I'm not a big fan of Silverman but I kinda like Seth. This whole video is just a tad NSFW and really weird......enjoy!

[Burnsey]

Yes, a somewhat pleasant weirdness.......

[Burnsey]

At breakfast, the husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."

"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday.

Stay in touch."

[Burnsey]

Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug b@st@rd, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

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lmao......ain't that the truth.

[Snusdog]

Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug b@st@rd, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

Ahhahahhahah

Hey its all fun and games till she dints a fender.....then there is paperwork with all that porn

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Drunk Trump. Video slowed down 50%..........I don't like Jimmy Kimmel but this is pretty funny.

[Burnsey]

^^^^^Thank God he's not really a drinker!
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As I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off..

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

Happy Monday!