I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[phantom]

Damn a day late and a dollar short again congrats guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skell18]

WOOHOO!! I never win stuff either, i am going to buy a lottery ticket for the euromilions on Friday now!

[squeezyjohn]

Woohoo!

Like taking candy from a baby!

We can't all have a sense of humour with the kind of purity I am blessed with ...

PS - I haven't forgotten about my order with you PP - all my moneygram agents have been closed over the long Easter weekend - but I'll get on to that first thing tomorrow.

[Premium Parrots]

well I ****ing gave you the answer ............Squeezy won!!!! and Skelly came in second place!!!!


but that joke was crappy as hell.


so thats 10 tins for Squeezy and 5 tins for skelly! Look at my inventory in the exchange thread and give me a few choices. I can't give all the brands out but I will try to give you waht you want.

[crullers]

$18,200

[squeezyjohn]

Anyway ... I should get something for predicting that PP would make a killing ... my mystical powers are high at the moment .... woooooooooooh!

[Skell18]

I have no idea where that $2 thing came from! I haven't had enough booze today!

[Skell18]

$4,234 - as it's a 2p machine!

Here's a little joke for you that you can tell the kids if they know about foreign food!

What's the best kind of cheese to hide a horse with?

Marscapone!

boom boom

I wouldn't be surprised if those dam 2p waterfall machines had almost £5k in them! lol

Wasn't it a $2 machine PP won on?

[squeezyjohn]

$4,234 - as it's a 2p machine!

Here's a little joke for you that you can tell the kids if they know about foreign food!

What's the best kind of cheese to hide a horse with?

Marscapone!

boom boom

[kevs]

48 000 dollars

[Skell18]

$42,400.00

[whalen]

$52,925.00................

[Skell18]

$10,000.00 first guess, this isn't a joke but don't go to the tender loin in San Francisco, nothing tender about that place, that shit was rough!

[Skell18]

Skell is never wrong!

Don't you forget it!

[Skell18]

So I suppose I should get this contest started. First off the prize is 10 tins of a selection that I have in stock. I will get together with the winner and try to make sure that person is happy with the winnings. Second prize is 5 tins. That should be enough motivation to get things going.

So heres the contest.

All you have to do is guess how many dollars I won on that single bet. Mind you the number on the slot machine is the exact amount of credits that I won on that single bet. So just give me the correct answer and you have 10 tins on the way. At the time the winner posts the correct answer the person that has the next closest answer gets the 5 tins. I won dollars, not change. So just round it off. $2348.87 isn't necessary, $2348 is fine.

To make this a tad more interesting I will add this.....I will add 5 xtra tins to your winnings if you post a funny joke or a funny photo along with your guess of the amount of dollars I won. You don't have to post anything other than the number of dollars if you want. But if you post the correct amount of dollars along with a decent joke or really funny photo I will send along an xtra 5 tins to BOTH the winner and second place winner.

There is a limit of 5 guesses per member. However, you may comment as much as you want on the thread.

I may give you hints along the way. So keep your eyes open.



First hint.....Skelly is wrong.

I AM NEVER WRONG! I will go and commit harikari right now!