I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[squeezyjohn]

I found this place on the last tour with my band:

[Skell18]

Lol Skell - I used to live in Crotch Crescent!

Hahahaha really? I have been to Twatt, its on a deep dark scottish island but funny as hell!

[squeezyjohn]

$50,500

Note that this is set in (too soon?) Derby

[Skell18]

$47,500.00

[Skell18]

thats funny as hell phantom


skelly my wife LMAO at that cartoon. but you didn't place a guess.
put down the bong and pay attention mate.

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[squeezyjohn]

Lol Skell - I used to live in Crotch Crescent!

[Premium Parrots]

thats funny as hell phantom


skelly my wife LMAO at that cartoon. but you didn't place a guess.
put down the bong and pay attention mate.

[squeezyjohn]

Doh! What was I thinking?

It's $50,000

And ...

[Skell18]

$45,000.00

[phantom]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" $50,000

[Skell18]

$50,000.00

PP to Mrs PP earlier today:

[Skell18]

$49,500.00 and your joke is, Obamacare

[squeezyjohn]

Well as I'm feeling lucky!

$45,000

and here's a little sneak preview of Whalen's new passport photo:

[squeezyjohn]

Define a funny joke

[Premium Parrots]

OK then....ready for another contest?

you don't think it could be THAT easy.....do you?

BTW, None of the money shown in the photo is from my winnings from the casino. But it was a nice big pile that looked much better in the photo than my actual jackpot.


Heres the second part of the contest.....I'll give 10 tins of snus to whoever can guess the actual amount of cash in the photo. Post your guess with a FUNNY joke or a FUNNY photo and I'll add an xtra 5 tins. You each have 5 guesses....but may comment as much as you want on the thread............. GOOD LUCK

I may provide more hints as we go along

Hint #1....The cash shown in the photo is the cash I recieved yesterday when I sold 1 pair of parrots