I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[phantom]

$24,300
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car

[phantom]

$24,200
”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

[phantom]

$24,100 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

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$26,500

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$34,500

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$23,500

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$40,200

[jagmanss]

I'll let Whalen tickle your balls Chad.


here is another hint.....

all you have to do is figure out what numbers the Xs are $XX,X00

another hint......

several members have the first 2 Xs correct

Oh! Balls! And I gotta go out....

[phantom]

$22,500

[Snotgifff]

$28,500

[Ainkor]

$1433

A joke (Or a nightmare)

Obama won two general elections for President of the United States.

[Premium Parrots]

Tickle my balls and call me Chad... I got to be close...

I'll let Whalen tickle your balls Chad.


here is another hint.....

all you have to do is figure out what numbers the Xs are $XX,X00

another hint......

several members have the first 2 Xs correct

[phantom]

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" .

"Well ... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"

"Well ... not exactly ... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead. $2500.00

[jagmanss]

Tickle my balls and call me Chad... I got to be close...

[phantom]

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"

$19,000