I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[jagmanss]

$6,000

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing th...rough what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

[Premium Parrots]

I'll give ya'll a hint right away.


The 4 pairs I sold off right away were not Hyacinths macaws

[squeezyjohn]

My guess at part 3:

Nothing at all.

My joke ...

What's blue and never fits properly?

A dead epileptic.

[Snotgifff]

congrats Snotgifff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks! You were so close man! I figured I'd follow your lead there and try the next number ; -)

And thank you PP. Good talking to you...glad that guessing game is over. My broke ass will thoroughly enjoy my free snus!

Best of luck on the next numbers game guays.

[Premium Parrots]

Well then............I suppose its time for part three of the contest. This number will be a tad different to determine. Tho all you need to do is guess another number.

Here are the details. I received that pair in a deal with 4 other pairs of macaws about 13 years ago. I bought 5 pairs of Macaws from the seller. I sold 4 of the pairs right away and kept that great Hyacinth pair. After selling the 4 pairs what was the final number for me plus keep that pair of Hyacinth macaws for myself.



Guess the correct number and get 7 tins shipped. Guess correctly and post a funny joke or photo and I'll send 10 tins instead of 7. So far all the winners have decided what snus they want and I was able to give them what flavor/brand they wanted.


good luck

[phantom]

Way to much work involved in that one, damn I am worn out.

[squeezyjohn]

Phew ... glad that's over.

What have you got next for us PP?

How about guess the random 10 digit number I'm thinking of?

[squeezyjohn]

Let's keep going Phantom ... we might get it

109,750

[phantom]

How much? $234?

And it begins again...

No Thanks LOL!

[CoderGuy]

Man I would have bet money it wouldn't have ended with 900

How much? $234?

And it begins again...

[Premium Parrots]

thanks,


I'm trying to convince the wife right now that we should go again today. She always says no but if I let her stew for a while she will end up saying "do you really want to go?'. I don't think that will happen today.....she doesn't want me giving that money back so soon.

[Crow]

Not participating in the game, but I just wanted to congratulate you, me Parrot.

I know the feeling of winning big at the Casino, and I'm happy for you bruv!

PS - That's a nice stack of green you got there!

[phantom]

Woo hoo! It's finally over :-)

[Premium Parrots]

Man I would have bet money it wouldn't have ended with 900

well I was asking 25K but I told the buyer that if he brings me all cash I'll knock $100 off. He ended up just about emptying his local bank. They didn't want to give him all of it as they would have been short for the day. As such, most of those bill in the stacks are $20's. I think I only reveived a few thousand in 100's.


update; squeezy won the first contest and recieves 10 tins for guessing the exact amount of cash I won at the casino, Skelly's guess came in second and gets 5 tins, Snotty won the second contest and gets 10 tins, guessing $24,900 is what I sold the pair for.


more to come.

[phantom]

congrats Snotgifff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!