11th person to post a decent joke on this thread.....

[Frosted]

my polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?

winnnnnnerrrrrr! Loooooool!

[Faylool]

My polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?

[Nuusku]

OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

Holy shit

[devilock76]

Wow, this contest started and ended while I was having dinner and putting the kids to bed...

Ken

[BadAxe]

God.


winner?

[Skell18]

ok here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

daaaammm!!

[daz]

a man walk home after buying a cock-sucking froggy so he walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing the dishes and pops the froggy on the kitchen table.
what the fu#k am i going to do with that screams the wife.
oh just teach him to cook and fu#k off, he repiles....

[daz]

what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown costume..
.
i've been decorating my back garden with loads of dead hookers!
i call it whoreticulture...
.
the blind chinese kid next door is so thick !!!!
how the hell can he lost eight guide dogs in a month i'll never know ???

[squeezyjohn]

PP - I looked at the comments ... Chad is fooling no-one using those 3D glasses as a disguise!

[Zimobog]

Damn, Frosted. Those were all top shelf.

[Roo]

How do you get a dozen babies into a salad bowl PP?

a blender

how do you get em out??

Doritos.

[Snotgifff]

Christ on a cracker... that's the worst thing I've read and seen all day!!!

[Premium Parrots]

you have to read it mate. its a dam good story....but a wee bit gross


and then the comments. lol

[Frosted]

Christ - I've just sat down to lamb leg steaks and chips. Yeuck.

[Premium Parrots]

OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also