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  • Frosted
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    Originally posted by faylool
    my polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?
    winnnnnnerrrrrr! Loooooool!

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  • Faylool
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    My polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?

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  • Nuusku
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    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
    OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

    There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay.…




    the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

    Holy shit

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  • devilock76
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    Wow, this contest started and ended while I was having dinner and putting the kids to bed...

    Ken

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  • BadAxe
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    God.


    winner?

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  • Skell18
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    Originally posted by premium parrots
    ok here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

    There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay.…




    the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also
    daaaammm!!

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  • daz
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    a man walk home after buying a cock-sucking froggy so he walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing the dishes and pops the froggy on the kitchen table.
    what the fu#k am i going to do with that screams the wife.
    oh just teach him to cook and fu#k off, he repiles....

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  • daz
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    what's funnier than a dead baby?
    a dead baby in a clown costume..
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    i've been decorating my back garden with loads of dead hookers!
    i call it whoreticulture...
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    the blind chinese kid next door is so thick !!!!
    how the hell can he lost eight guide dogs in a month i'll never know ???

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  • squeezyjohn
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    PP - I looked at the comments ... Chad is fooling no-one using those 3D glasses as a disguise!

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  • Zimobog
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    Damn, Frosted. Those were all top shelf.

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  • Roo
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    How do you get a dozen babies into a salad bowl PP?

    a blender

    how do you get em out??

    Doritos.

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  • Snotgifff
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    Christ on a cracker... that's the worst thing I've read and seen all day!!!

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  • Premium Parrots
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    you have to read it mate. its a dam good story....but a wee bit gross


    and then the comments. lol

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  • Frosted
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    Christ - I've just sat down to lamb leg steaks and chips. Yeuck.

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  • Premium Parrots
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    OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

    There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay.…




    the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

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