Am I Insane

[cj]

yesterday i sold 2 cans of lucky whites to a lady in my apt building for 20 bucks she loves it and kept saying that 20 bucks was cheap for the 2 she set the price i fought her for a while telling her it was to much she wouldn't hear it so i told her 20 bucks would be just fine so i am down to 10 cans of the lucky whites and 20 bucks more than what i had :wink:

[justintempler]

Allright who's going to be the first with a roll of Lucky Strike Bold, then I'll be impressed. 8)

[BatRastard]

When you get to $20 a can, let me know. :wink:

Alright you two Lucky hoarders, you obviously are begging
to be enlightened on certain facts ....

A. For $20 a can, I will fly to Sweden.
B. I currently have a very reliable source placed in said nordic
playground to supply my Lucky addiction I can not give you his(or her)
name so let's just call him (or her!) "Deep Lip"
C. Hoarding anything, let alone something so sacred as Lucky
Strikes, is immoral, unethical, and down right evil. Please,
no arguments here ... I know of what I speak.
D. As you read this, your investment FOR WHICH YOU HAVE NO USE
is slowly, inexorably converting to dust. While even Lucky dust has
an undeniable value in a market bereft of it's inherent qualities,
you are still poised on the precipice of severe financial failure.
I am actually doing you a favor at $1.50 a can.
E. Even in the event of an unmitigated disaster, assuming I survive,
there is still Ettan, General ES, Nick (and Johnny), and the mighty Grov.
I shall survive to spit into the ever-deepening pit of your insolvency.
F. Some things are so sacred that money-grubbing and profiteering
is quite simply beyond the pale. BEYOND THE PALE I SAY!

While the facts on the surface do not appear to support this, my bowel
instincts tell me you are both somehow worth saving. The furry little
hand with attached wing is reaching out to you in your time of dire need.
Take the hand .... go in to the light .....
AND SELL ME YOUR LUCKIES!

ummm, please.


Bat :twisted:



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[BatRastard]

Allright who's going to be the first with a roll of Lucky Strike Bold, then I'll be impressed. 8)

Oh baby! A challenge! Sounds like a plan needs to be made and I am so
on it.

ahhhh, what country is Norway in?
(jk alright? no need to go all thundergod on me.)

Bat :twisted: