Zombie Apocalypse - Take it or leave it

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  • WickedKitchen
    Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 2528

    #46
    Leave the garden hoe.

    General Wintergreen. They'll turn green and melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

    Actually, I'd take a hatchet. Good for close quarters and you can throw it.

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    • LaZeR
      Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3994

      #47
      Throw the hatchet, pull down my zipper. That'l scare em all away.

      /Thread

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      • Veganpunk
        Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 5382

        #48
        Lazer's penis - Leave it. It would scare me away as well!

        Garden Gnome.

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        • c.nash
          Banned Users
          • May 2010
          • 3511

          #49
          take the garden gnome, they are awesome.

          Razor blades.

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          • Owens187
            Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 1547

            #50
            Leave 'em. Even the deepest cuts from a razor blade aint doin' shit to a zombie.

            Sledge Hammer

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            • WickedKitchen
              Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 2528

              #51
              Ooooh... Sledgehammer is good.

              How about a well trained piranha?

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              • LaZeR
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 3994

                #52
                Originally posted by WickedKitchen
                Ooooh... Sledgehammer is good.

                How about a well trained piranha?
                Sounds like my Ex's cooter.

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                • texasmade
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #53
                  Originally posted by LaZeR
                  Sounds like my Ex's cooter.
                  leave the cooter sounds too much like a zombie.

                  bull point chisel

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                  • deadohsky
                    Member
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 625

                    #54
                    take the chisel

                    flamethrower

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                    • texasmade
                      Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #55
                      Leave the flame thrower, unless it was like a torch and could burn/cut through the neck them it wouldn't be of any use.

                      a 4 foot chain

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                      • f. bandersnatch
                        Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 725

                        #56
                        Leave the chain: what am I tryin to do, chain a zombie to a tree and hold a peace rally?


                        harpoon gun and a box of dynamite (tape sold separately).

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                        • texasmade
                          Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4159

                          #57
                          take it, you could do some serious damage if they are congested in an area.

                          9 iron

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                          • WickedKitchen
                            Member
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2528

                            #58
                            leave the nine iron. I need more power.

                            a five-foot 2x4 with six railroad spikes protruding from one end at varying angles. I'd carve a handle in it too, of course.

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                            • texasmade
                              Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 4159

                              #59
                              Take it, at least temporarily. It might end up being to heavy to keep longterm with the moving around and all.

                              zip gun

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                              • c.nash
                                Banned Users
                                • May 2010
                                • 3511

                                #60
                                leave the zip gun.

                                Butane Torch and extra butane.

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