Zombie Apocalypse - Take it or leave it

[WickedKitchen]

Leave the garden hoe.

General Wintergreen. They'll turn green and melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

Actually, I'd take a hatchet. Good for close quarters and you can throw it.

[LaZeR]

Throw the hatchet, pull down my zipper. That'l scare em all away.

/Thread

[Veganpunk]

Lazer's penis - Leave it. It would scare me away as well!

Garden Gnome.

[c.nash]

take the garden gnome, they are awesome.

Razor blades.

[Owens187]

Leave 'em. Even the deepest cuts from a razor blade aint doin' shit to a zombie.

Sledge Hammer

[WickedKitchen]

Ooooh... Sledgehammer is good.

How about a well trained piranha?

[LaZeR]

Ooooh... Sledgehammer is good.

How about a well trained piranha?

Sounds like my Ex's cooter.

[texasmade]

Sounds like my Ex's cooter.

leave the cooter sounds too much like a zombie.

bull point chisel

[deadohsky]

take the chisel

flamethrower

[texasmade]

Leave the flame thrower, unless it was like a torch and could burn/cut through the neck them it wouldn't be of any use.

a 4 foot chain

[f. bandersnatch]

Leave the chain: what am I tryin to do, chain a zombie to a tree and hold a peace rally?


harpoon gun and a box of dynamite (tape sold separately).

[texasmade]

take it, you could do some serious damage if they are congested in an area.

9 iron

[WickedKitchen]

leave the nine iron. I need more power.

a five-foot 2x4 with six railroad spikes protruding from one end at varying angles. I'd carve a handle in it too, of course.

[texasmade]

Take it, at least temporarily. It might end up being to heavy to keep longterm with the moving around and all.

zip gun

[c.nash]

leave the zip gun.

Butane Torch and extra butane.