Zombie Apocalypse - Take it or leave it

[texasmade]

The scenario is a zombie apocalypse. You will either take or leave the weapon posted by the person above you and explain why then list a weapon for the next person to take or leave. It has to be an improvised or homemade weapon that can be obtained easily.



I'll start.


a monkey wrench

[LaZeR]

Is this what happens when Northerner tells us all to piss off and they take their snus and go home?

[lxskllr]

Leave it. I'll take a machete. I'm good swinging a blade, and it'll do more damage than a wrench.

[texasmade]

machete- take it. good for severing in open places.

aluminum baseball bat

[lxskllr]

Leave it. I'd rather have a wooden baseball bat. You can embed nails or blades more easily in the wood.

[texasmade]

post a weapon at the end sir
wooden bat - take it if I had the nails to put to it

tube sock and ball bearings

[lxskllr]

I'll take it. Nice damage, but messy :^D

I really want a chainsaw, but you can't trust them when you really need it. They aren't as reliable as they are in Doom :^D

Fireplace poker

[texasmade]

Take it. Get a good jabbing in the eye socket and pierce the head.

molotovs

[c.nash]

Since somehow tex beat my post I'll change it.

Motolov's are great but there is only a limited supply..

PP's big black dildo.

[Simplysnus]

I'll take the molotov, assuming slow zombies..

Screw driver

[texasmade]

screw driver leave it. not good for long range

lighter and axe body spray

[razzor7]

Yeah... I'd spritz myself with the deodorant and leave it. More risk of singing my eyebrows than stopping monsters.

I'd take a few golf clubs. Good until they bend or break; by then I hope to get a 9mm weapon of some kind.

[c.nash]

so I assume you would leave it.
PP's big black dildo - leave it. no practical use unless you plan on giving a zombie a concussion

lighter and axe body spray

Leave it, also limited supply.

Bicycle.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Leave the bike.

Really bad gas...

[c.nash]

Leave the gas.

Weedeater.