Post your ugly mug v1.0

[WickedKitchen]

Thank you for your service Xobeloot. Good luck, and Godspeed.

[sgreger1]

I have to admit... Not a day has gone by that I wonder how I let myself get so fat and lazy.. Yet, at the same time, I REALLY miss being fat and lazy!

Fat and lazy is earned, not issued private. Actually i went into the army super skinny and left pretty chubby. But also gained a lot of muscle mass, and now, even though i refuse to run or exercise, it never seems to go away. Whered you go to basic btw? The barracks in the background there looks like ft sill but its hard to tell, they all look the same.

[sgreger1]

Basic Graduation 5 weeks ago (yes, I have since lost the sexy basic training glasses!)



I've lost ~40lbs

Lol @ your BCG's and lack of unit emblem on your beret. The beret which they likely issued you a week before graduation but didn't allow you to wear it, resulting in you sneaking in the bathroom during after hours to shave it, shape it, and try it on.

Congradulations dude! You said 5 weeks ago, so are you done with AIT now or have they assigned you a duty station? What's your MOS?

You should volunteer for airborne school dude, get those kneese in the breeze baby! And get some red on that beret!

[c.nash]

Oh-Em-Gee... Who is that guy? lol

[lxskllr]

Not in the near future! From the looks of it, as soon as I'm done here, I'm off to the shit. Cant mention the exact details here, but I expect to be gone within the next 6-8 months ( still have 3 months here in texas)

Good luck Xob, and I wish you a safe return :^)

[Premium Parrots]

You look great. So this is what snus does to you? You snus for a few years and you go from a neanderthol to an actual human? Oboy my wife will be in heaven when I start changing.


good job......I wish you much success.

[Xobeloot]

Not in the near future! From the looks of it, as soon as I'm done here, I'm off to the shit. Cant mention the exact details here, but I expect to be gone within the next 6-8 months ( still have 3 months here in texas)

[lxskllr]

There's something to be said for it, that's for sure. See how this gig works for awhile. There's time for fat and lazy in the future :^)

[dreed2]

I salute you!

[Xobeloot]

I have to admit... Not a day has gone by that I wonder how I let myself get so fat and lazy.. Yet, at the same time, I REALLY miss being fat and lazy!

[lxskllr]

Look at you, all respectable and shit :^D

Lookin' good Xob. You really do look distinguished :^)

[Xobeloot]

By request:

Before the Army:



Basic Graduation 5 weeks ago (yes, I have since lost the sexy basic training glasses!)



I've lost ~40lbs

[xrt]

My ugly mug:

[lxskllr]

There is a Utilikilt Store a block away from where I work in the Pioneer Square neighborhood of Seattle (oldtown). I had a hunch so I just looked up their company website, and lo and behold that is the ONLY store! I had no idea... no wonder I see so many dudes walking around these parts wearing them. What I find amusing is that 99 out of 100 times they are also wearing tall wool socks and big boots. It's like the new grunge. There are several people on here who wear them... if anyone wants to save on shipping, choose your style and size (or is it one size fits all?) and I'll send it at regular USPS cost in exchange for a can of snus. I'm not kidding, I walk past the store every day. Never been inside.

The owner(s?) are pretty cool people. It was a dude and his lady, but I think they split up. I'm not sure if they still do business together or not. I've met them a couple times at festivals. They gave my daughter a Tshirt one year :^)

[Premium Parrots]

You should be more worried about the top half having enough material to cover your breasts.

I shutter to imagine that you are still thinking about my umm ....breasts?!?.


you need to get yourself a partner. and a jar of p-nut butter to entice them with.