Former Defense Ministry employee says his semen is holy

[sgreger1]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...880829,00.html


Guy actually convinced a bunch of women that he was some holy rabbi (one of 36) and that spraying them with his "Holy semen liquid" would cure their ailments.

This is the best use of religion I have seen thusfar.

[texasmade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


this is funny because i was just reading that the male body produces a gallon of sperm/semen a day...i was going to fill two half gallon bags and tak em to a sperm bank stashed in my pocket then fill up the cup tshey give me....if i told em it was holy you think i would get a premium price


or pour it all over the floor and run out like a madman screaming "IT WONT STOP CUMMING!!!!"

[danielan]

So, what's he going to jail for?

Lying to women to get laid?

:shock:

[JBean]

So, what's he going to jail for?

Lying to women to get laid?

:shock:

haha, definitely not that..

maybe impersonating a holyman? like impersonating an officer... but holier.

[texasmade]

So, what's he going to jail for?

Lying to women to get laid?

:shock:

haha, definitely not that..

maybe impersonating a holyman? like impersonating an officer... but holier.

good thing he didnt impersonate the pope....

[danielan]

maybe impersonating a holyman? like impersonating an officer... but holier.

Isn't that what Jesus was crucified for?

I'm going to hell for drawing that parallel... Damn.

[texasmade]

maybe impersonating a holyman? like impersonating an officer... but holier.

I'm going to hell for drawing that parallel... Damn.

atleast most or all of our friends will be there

[JBean]

maybe impersonating a holyman? like impersonating an officer... but holier.

Isn't that what Jesus was crucified for?

I'm going to hell for drawing that parallel... Damn.

actually, no I think you are right about that.

Side Note:
If anyone ever gets a chance, check out Lamb by Christopher Moore. It's the gospel according to the point of view of Jesus' childhood friend Biff. HILARIOUS!

[danielan]

If anyone ever gets a chance, check out Lamb by Christopher Moore. It's the gospel according to the point of view of Jesus' childhood friend Biff. HILARIOUS!

That is an awesome book. I've given away 3 or 4 copies of it. The rest of his books are also good, but not quite as good as Lamb.

[JBean]

If anyone ever gets a chance, check out Lamb by Christopher Moore. It's the gospel according to the point of view of Jesus' childhood friend Biff. HILARIOUS!

That is an awesome book. I've given away 3 or 4 copies of it. The rest of his books are also good, but not quite as good as Lamb.

100% agreed! I got through this one in about 2 days. I've read most of his books, but Lamb is one of the best.

[danielan]

I have "Bite me" all queued up on the nook.

I'll get to it after I finish the 1500 page more then complete Lovecraft anthology.

[JBean]

I have "Bite me" all queued up on the nook.

I'll get to it after I finish the 1500 page more then complete Lovecraft anthology.

eh... "Bite Me" and "You Suck" (I think that was the name of the sequel) were not my favorite ones. I really did not like the main characters.

P.S. sorry for getting off topic.

[texasmade]

I have "Bite me" all queued up on the nook.

I'll get to it after I finish the 1500 page more then complete Lovecraft anthology.

eh... "Bite Me" and "You Suck" (I think that was the name of the sequel) were not my favorite ones. I really did not like the main characters.

P.S. sorry for getting off topic.

you've been away too long...you only apologize for staying on topic

[JBean]

oh right!!

I need some brushing up on my SnusOn etiquette :P

[sgreger1]

We have topics on snuson?

News to me..