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  • texasmade
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    • Jan 2009
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    lmfao i was on another forum and found this

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    FatherofanAngel


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    Success, then utter disgusting failure
    Posted: 11/23/2009 9:16:25 PM
    I had been seeing this young lady for a few weeks. We went on a few dates and it was great. Good conversation and had a lot in common. We had a movie night at my place and it got really late. I invited her to stay the night, and because of the gentleman I am, I offered to sleep on the couch. The next morning after she left I went into my bedroom and smelled a foul odor. I looked high and low and could not locate the smell. Eventually I pulled the covers back on my bed and noticed she had pooped in my bed.

    I knew she was pretty serious about Jesus and cannot figure out why she would do this.


    I talked to her later that same day and even said i has A LOT of laundry to do. She acts like nothing happened. Should I ask her wtf? She wants to do "movie" night again next weekend after Thanksgiving.

    Totally grossed out. Advice?
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    • Premium Parrots
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      • Feb 2008
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      We don't want to hear the sorrid details of your love life Tex. We know its you bud. You can't fool us.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • texasmade
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          • Jan 2009
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          #3
          actually its not
          im not a father nor do I know an angel

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            • Premium Parrots
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              • Feb 2008
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              Do you think that was legit? Thats pretty dam WRONG. yuk
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • texasmade
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                  • Jan 2009
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                  #5
                  he said he talked to her and she blamed it on laxatives..i think that she's full of...you know.

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                    • Premium Parrots
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                      Originally posted by texasmade
                      he said he talked to her and she blamed it on laxatives..i think that she's full of...you know.


                      ...........not anymore.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • sgreger1
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                          • Mar 2009
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                          Wtf, she pooped in his bead and rolled out, then hit him up later expecting him to take her to the movies? Did she get any on her clothes? Did she shower before she left?

                          I'd invite her over just to put a bag over her head and fly her to Gitmo for some interrogation. At the least the waterboarding should extinguish the stench from her body.

                          Also, who takes hella laxitives before going on a date and sleeping over at some dude's house?

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