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Woman hypnotizes priest, steals church donations
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PADUA, Italy, Dec. 27 (UPI) -- A woman stole a Padua, Italy, church's Christmas offerings after hypnotizing a 71-year-old priest, police said.
The woman, described as a Roma, or gypsy, about 35, made off with 1,800 euros ($2,736) collected by Padua's Santa Giustina abbey during the Christmas period, the Italian news agency ANSA reported Friday, adding she entered the cloister area of the church where the presence of women is forbidden.
The priest learned of the theft and alerted police after he came out of the hypnosis-induced trance, ANSA said.

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Hollywood woman shoots man, 19, after he fails to pay for sex, police say

HOLLYWOOD— After pulling the equivalent of a sexual dine and dash Monday afternoon, a 19-year-old Miami man was shot in the stomach, authorities said.

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That's one ugly Grinch. Merry Christmas!

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Hollywood woman shoots man, 19, after he fails to pay for sex, police say

HOLLYWOOD— After pulling the equivalent of a sexual dine and dash Monday afternoon, a 19-year-old Miami man was shot in the stomach, authorities said.
David Darnell Roberts had sex with Dwaynesha White, 22, at her home in the 2500 block of Pierce Street, but left without making the agreed upon payment, according to Officer Mark Hazel, a spokesman for the Hollywood Police Department.

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The Hazards of Psychic Backlash
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Moving on to the 1990s, there is the very unsettling saga of Ray Boeche, an Anglican priest and a former state-director for MUFON, the Mutual UFO Network. In 1991, Boeche met (at Lincoln, Nebraska) with two US Department of Defense physicists working on a project to try and contact what were termed “Non-Human Entities,” or NHEs. While the initial assumption on the part of the DoD team-members was that the NHEs were extraterrestrial, that view soon changed. And radically so, too.
Eventually, the project personnel concluded that far from being the aliens they purported to be, the NHEs were demonic – as in literally demonic. In other words, the DoD team concluded that the UFO phenomenon itself was born out of satanic deception, rather than alien visitation.
When the DoD scientists immersed themselves in the world of the NHEs, bad things began to occur. As Boeche told me, regardless of how benevolent or beneficial any of the contact they had with these entities seemed to be, it always ended up being tainted, for lack of a better term, with something that ultimately turned out to be bad. There was ultimately nothing positive from the interaction with the NHEs. Indeed, certain experimentation reportedly ended in death for some of those involved in the program.
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You have been warned. In the world of the paranormal, it’s wise to tread very, very carefully…

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Woman glued to toilet seat at Home Depot
Commerce News Daily

A woman found herself in a sticky situation after going to the restroom at The Home Depot store at Banks Crossing last week.
Someone had apparently put glue on all of the toilet seats in the women’s restroom and she didn’t realize it until she became stuck on the seat. Emergency medical services personnel were called to the store to help remove the woman from the toilet seat, according to an incident report filed at the Banks County Sheriff’s Office.
The woman had to be taken to a Gainesville hospital for treatment.
The manger of the store found a brown paper sack in the restroom that contained a bottle of Loctite GO2 glue.
The manager also noted that all of the toilet seats had a glue-like substance on them. Three toilet seats were damaged with a total value of $60.

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Jesus lookalike banned from darts tournament for second year running because of crowd chants
The Mirror ^ |

Full Title: One hundred and deity - Jesus lookalike banned from darts tournament for second year running because of crowd chants 6 Dec 2013 00:00
Aussie Nathan Grindal said: “Two big beef-head security guards dragged me into an office... It’s not my fault that I look like Jesus”
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A hairy fan has been banned from returning to a darts competition – because he looks like Jesus.
Bearded Nathan Grindal was booted out of last year’s Cash Converters Players Championship after the 5,000-strong crowd saw him on the big screen and chanted “Jesus”.
The Messianic cries put Phil “The Power” Taylor off at the oche and Nathan, 34, was asked leave the event at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.
But when he tried to return last week for this year’s tournament, security pounced on the scraggly-bearded arrows fan.
Aussie electrician Nathan said: “Two big beef-head security guards dragged me into an office and told me they wouldn’t let me watch the darts.
“I felt quite intimidated. The head of security told me they would not be letting me into the tournament as they didn’t want a repeat of last year.
“It’s not my fault that I look like Jesus.”
A miraculous comeback saw Michael van Gerwen claim the 2013 title, beating previous champ Taylor 11-7.
A Butlins spokesman said: “Based on his disruptive behaviour last year, both Butlins and the organisers, PDC Darts, took the decision not to allow Mr Grindal into the resort.”
The PDC refused to comment last night.

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Giant alien world discovered where it should not exist

The planet, according to a study published online Thursday in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, is unlike anything in our own solar system.
Eleven times more massive than Jupiter, planet HD 106906 b orbits a single sun-like star at a distance of 60 billion miles - about 650 times the distance Earth is from our own sun.
"This system is especially fascinating because no model of either planet or star formation fully explains what we see," said study coauthor Vanessa Bailey, an astronomy graduate student at the University of Arizona.

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Drunk Clown Accused of Dangling Child from Overpass

Too bad he isn't wearing his clown costume for the hearing. http://www.kenoshanews.com/news/offi...474134295.html

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Obama’s call to close Vatican embassy is ‘slap in the face’ to Roman Catholics

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...ap-face-catho/ It’s a “massive downgrade of U.S.-Vatican ties,” said former U.S. Ambassador James Nicholson in the National Catholic Reporter. “It’s turning this embassy into a stepchild of the embassy to Italy. The Holy See is a pivot point for international affairs and a major listening post for the United States, and … [it’s] an insult to American Catholics and to the Vatican.” Mr. Nicholson — whose views were echoed by former envoys Francis Rooney, Mary Ann Glendon, Raymond Flynn and Thomas Melady — also called the justification for closing the existing facility a “smokescreen,” Breitbart reported. “That’s like saying people get killed on highways because they drive cars on them,” he said in the report. “We’re not a pauper nation … if we want to secure an embassy, we certainly can.”
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Drunk Clown Accused of Dangling Child from Overpass

According to court records, Brown invited the children to go for a walk on train tracks when he returned from a Halloween party about 1 a.m. The children had done this before and thought it was fun.
But the 13-year-old boy told police that this time Brown was drunk and he forced the children to drink alcohol as well. The teen said he drank so much that he vomited.
The younger child became scared after they climbed onto the tracks, and the boys tried to run away. Brown grabbed the older child, held him upside down from the overpass and warned him, "If you try that again, I'm going to drop you."

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Cops Arrest Woman, 25, For Ninja Star Attack On Her Younger Brother

A knife-wielding woman threw several metal Ninja stars at her younger brother as she chased him down a Florida street late last night following a violent confrontation in their home, police allege.
Kimberly Martinez, 25, is jailed on felony aggravated assault charges for allegedly battering her brother Randy, 21.

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Jealous butcher killed mom, 4 kids because they had ‘too much’

The maniac who butchered a Brooklyn mom and her four young kids confessed that he did it because he was jealous of their way of life, a police source told The Post on Sunday.
“The family had too much. Their income (and) lifestyle was better than his,” the source said.
The bloody suspect was caught holding the kitchen knife he used during the Saturday night rampage inside the Sunset Park apartment where he had been staying with the victims, the source added.
Ming Dong Chen, 25, an illegal alien from China, was nabbed as he fled out the front door by two detectives who happened to be investigating a robbery pattern nearby when they heard a radio report about a domestic dispute involving a knife and responded to the scene, the source said.
Inside, cops found a house of horrors in which all five victims were hacked to death and one — a 1-year-old boy — was decapitated, the source said.

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He must have been in jail before and realized that big mac was gonna be the best thing he tasted for awhile.

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Drunk Ohio Man Leads Police in Chase So He Can Finish His Big Mac
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An intoxicated Hinkley, OH man lead police on a car chase because, he later told officers, he wanted to finish his Big Mac.
At around 1 a.m. on Sept. 28, Brunskwick, OH police received a call from an alarmed pedestrian who claimed a speeding SUV nearly knocked him over.
Police then spotted a similar vehicle peeling out of a McDonald's drive-thru near Center Road and began to give chase. The driver, however, ignored the police and continued driving for some time before finally pulling over near Grafton Road.
Randall W. Miller, 31, then apparently began apologizing profusely and telling police that he just wanted to finish his Big Mac before stopping, according to the police report. He also admitted to polishing off some 10 to 15 beers that evening, and showed a blood alcohol content level of .255- three times the legal limit.
Miller now faces a whole slew of charges, including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, failure to comply, driving under suspension and no operator’s license- but at least he got his Big Mac.

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Belief in the Virgin Birth an optional extra, new Swedish archbishop declares (Church of Sweden)

The Church of Sweden has elected its first woman archbishop.
On 15 October 2013 the Rt. Rev. Antje Jackelén, Bishop of Lund, was elected Archbishop of Uppsala and primate of the Church of Sweden.
She also objected to making belief in the virgin birth of Jesus Christ a benchmark of the Christian faith. “It is strange that the question of the virgin birth has become something of a faith test,” she told Kyrkans Tidning, adding the Bible had been interpreted in different ways across time and cultures and that many different cultures had made use of a virgin birth as a way to show a particular person's self-importance.

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