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Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to mePremium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.Frosted: lucky twat
Frosted: Aussie slags
Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
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Originally posted by timoteo View Postwith this thread i think its best i keep my mouth shut, however, good stuff here.
at least until Laz gets hereWhen it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?
Fleshlight or no Fleshlight.
Kevin Smith talks about these things constantly on his podcast...err...smodcast w/ Scott Mosier. I think they sponsor him or something. He hands them out at his live shows it sounds.
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Originally posted by WickedKitchen View PostOk, where's the strangest place you've done it?
Fleshlight or no Fleshlight.
Kevin Smith talks about these things constantly on his podcast...err...smodcast w/ Scott Mosier. I think they sponsor him or something. He hands them out at his live shows it sounds.
in the ass
someone had to say itGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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all with a partner
in a hospital hallway
on an overpass. [a big sidewalk that goes over a highway]
on a confirence table in the office at high school
on a horse
in a police car
on a plane in the seat
at a luncheon at the hall after a funeral
in a casket [yes the partner was alive]
in the mayors office in Homestead Fl
on the roof of the village hall in Homestead Fl
in a hearse about 40 times [when I was younger I had a hearse]
more to come. I have to think about it some moreGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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With a partner
In a Hotel elevator that we stopped between floors back before they installed alarms that would go off when you could stop them... Man! There was a line of people waiting when we came out and they were pissed.. I was "Happy" with a big smile on my face.... Damn! Those people were pissed...
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Originally posted by jagmanss View PostWith a partner
In a Hotel elevator that we stopped between floors back before they installed alarms that would go off when you could stop them... Man! There was a line of people waiting when we came out and they were pissed.. I was "Happy" with a big smile on my face.... Damn! Those people were pissed...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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C'mon PP, on a horse? Assuming you don't mean "man-on-horse", which I haven't yet ruled out, couldn't you at least dismount and spare the horse the bump and grind? Maybe I'm just too much the city boy, but being intimate with a woman (again, presumably), on top of a large animal is disturbing. And what are you, a contortionist? Actually, I don't want to know.
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Originally posted by Roo View PostC'mon PP, on a horse? Assuming you don't mean "man-on-horse", which I haven't yet ruled out, couldn't you at least dismount and spare the horse the bump and grind? Maybe I'm just too much the city boy, but being intimate with a woman (again, presumably), on top of a large animal is disturbing. And what are you, a contortionist? Actually, I don't want to know.
just sit on the horse regular but without a saddle then lean all the way back so your back rests upon the horses rear quarters, have the gal get on and straddle you. Then all you really have to do is let the horse walk around.....and enjoyGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Postall with a partner
in a hospital hallway
on an overpass. [a big sidewalk that goes over a highway]
on a confirence table in the office at high school
on a horse
in a police car
on a plane in the seat
at a luncheon at the hall after a funeral
in a casket [yes the partner was alive]
in the mayors office in Homestead Fl
on the roof of the village hall in Homestead Fl
in a hearse about 40 times [when I was younger I had a hearse]
more to come. I have to think about it some more
Wow you got all the bases covered ... wait... on a baseball diamond? Third base?
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