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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #76
    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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    • timoteo
      Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 583

      #77
      with this thread i think its best i keep my mouth shut, however, good stuff here.

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #78
        Originally posted by timoteo View Post
        with this thread i think its best i keep my mouth shut, however, good stuff here.
        Well.............I wouldn't make pouty lips......... or eat a Popsicle in a suggestive manner................otherwise you should be just fine

        at least until Laz gets here
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • WickedKitchen
          Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 2528

          #79
          Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?

          Fleshlight or no Fleshlight.

          Kevin Smith talks about these things constantly on his podcast...err...smodcast w/ Scott Mosier. I think they sponsor him or something. He hands them out at his live shows it sounds.

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9763

            #80
            Originally posted by WickedKitchen View Post
            Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?

            Fleshlight or no Fleshlight.

            Kevin Smith talks about these things constantly on his podcast...err...smodcast w/ Scott Mosier. I think they sponsor him or something. He hands them out at his live shows it sounds.

            in the ass


            someone had to say it
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9763

              #81
              all with a partner

              in a hospital hallway
              on an overpass. [a big sidewalk that goes over a highway]
              on a confirence table in the office at high school
              on a horse
              in a police car
              on a plane in the seat
              at a luncheon at the hall after a funeral
              in a casket [yes the partner was alive]
              in the mayors office in Homestead Fl
              on the roof of the village hall in Homestead Fl
              in a hearse about 40 times [when I was younger I had a hearse]


              more to come. I have to think about it some more
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • jagmanss
                Member
                • Jul 2010
                • 12213

                #82
                With a partner

                In a Hotel elevator that we stopped between floors back before they installed alarms that would go off when you could stop them... Man! There was a line of people waiting when we came out and they were pissed.. I was "Happy" with a big smile on my face.... Damn! Those people were pissed...

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9763

                  #83
                  Originally posted by jagmanss View Post
                  With a partner

                  In a Hotel elevator that we stopped between floors back before they installed alarms that would go off when you could stop them... Man! There was a line of people waiting when we came out and they were pissed.. I was "Happy" with a big smile on my face.... Damn! Those people were pissed...
                  did the other guy exit with a big smile too?
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • jagmanss
                    Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 12213

                    #84
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                    did the other guy exit with a big smile too?
                    LOL... No other Guy, Not another guy... It was me and my wife (Female)

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                    • Roo
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 3446

                      #85
                      C'mon PP, on a horse? Assuming you don't mean "man-on-horse", which I haven't yet ruled out, couldn't you at least dismount and spare the horse the bump and grind? Maybe I'm just too much the city boy, but being intimate with a woman (again, presumably), on top of a large animal is disturbing. And what are you, a contortionist? Actually, I don't want to know.

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                      • Experimental Monkey
                        Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 795

                        #86
                        Originally posted by premium parrots View Post
                        did the other guy exit with a big smile too?
                        lmfao!!!

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9763

                          #87
                          Originally posted by Roo View Post
                          C'mon PP, on a horse? Assuming you don't mean "man-on-horse", which I haven't yet ruled out, couldn't you at least dismount and spare the horse the bump and grind? Maybe I'm just too much the city boy, but being intimate with a woman (again, presumably), on top of a large animal is disturbing. And what are you, a contortionist? Actually, I don't want to know.
                          guess you haven't done much riding.

                          just sit on the horse regular but without a saddle then lean all the way back so your back rests upon the horses rear quarters, have the gal get on and straddle you. Then all you really have to do is let the horse walk around.....and enjoy
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • CoderGuy
                            Member
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 2679

                            #88
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                            in the ass


                            someone had to say it
                            LOL Actually surprised you didn't earlier

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                            • CoderGuy
                              Member
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 2679

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                              all with a partner

                              in a hospital hallway
                              on an overpass. [a big sidewalk that goes over a highway]
                              on a confirence table in the office at high school
                              on a horse
                              in a police car
                              on a plane in the seat
                              at a luncheon at the hall after a funeral
                              in a casket [yes the partner was alive]
                              in the mayors office in Homestead Fl
                              on the roof of the village hall in Homestead Fl
                              in a hearse about 40 times [when I was younger I had a hearse]


                              more to come. I have to think about it some more

                              Wow you got all the bases covered ... wait... on a baseball diamond? Third base?

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                              • Monkey
                                Senior Member
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 3290

                                #90
                                In the backseat of a jeep wrangler (I still have a scar from that)
                                On the beach
                                Bathroom of a bar
                                Walk in cooler

                                I do want to try the on a horse one now....

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