Fleshlights

[snusjus]

dude i totally have a fleshlight. my buddy bought one and had it shipped to my house cause he didnt want to get it shipped to his moms house, and ordered a second one for me. i havent used it in probably 2-3 years, but for a little while i thought it was totally worth having.

I was exactly the same. I used it for a few years and grew bored with it. For some strange reason, I develop the same pattern with real v*gina -- after a few years I get bored and have to move on to something new.

[rickcharles606]

Oh yeah, that's her. Better price than I got though. They've got like 10 different girls with something like 20 different patterns you can get on the inside for different feels. I chose the Lotus pattern as I hear it's more lifelike. They've got mouths, buttholes, you name it....

Hey EM, do they have one that feels like your hand...because then it would really be lifelike, lmao! I say go for it, who gives a shit. Give it a name, take it on dates and get it drunk, then when it starts acting like she "doesn't want to".....you just grudge **** her and don't even clean it up....just shove it in a drawer wet and sticky.

EDIT: This thread is full on WIN, I've laughed through all three pages...thanks guys I needed this.

[Snusdog]

I was exactly the same. I used it for a few years and grew bored with it. For some strange reason, I develop the same pattern with real v*gina -- after a few years I get bored and have to move on to something new.

Holy crap!!!!!!!


Hide the sheep!!!!

[Snusdog]

Hello this is mrs pp. I found him clutching his chest and laffing so hard and he said he's light headed and dizzy. after he calmed down I made him show me these comments. sorry but pp won't be chatting with you boys tonight. I had to take his computer away for the time being.

Well.................looks like Mama PP is over at Amazon making a purchase.................anything to get PP to stop following her around all day.



...........a week from now………………

Mom……………why does that old man on the porch have a can of tennis balls sticking out of his pants?

[precious007]

lol.

getting a woman or a wife would probably drive these fleshlights companies to bankrupcy

$90 can buy 4 dinners ... maybe she'll fall in love with ya'

[Bigblue1]

[GoVegan]

Let's hope the FDA doesn't find out about fleshlights. I can just see them requiring a huge "This Is Not A Safe Alternative To Cigarettes" sticker on them along with a signature required UPS shipment.

[snusjus]

Holy crap!!!!!!!


Hide the sheep!!!!

This scholarly quotation sums it up pretty well:

"As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do."
-Zachary Scott

[precious007]

ok lets regret ****ing a fleshlight instead of a woman =))

[Experimental Monkey]

ok lets regret ****ing a fleshlight instead of a woman =))

Why would I do that? I already have two kids and all my wife does is complain. No regrets here. Only regret is not buying more lube when you run out!!! Confuscious say let's regret ****ing a woman instead of Fleshlight? Hmm...

[Experimental Monkey]

Let's hope the FDA doesn't find out about fleshlights. I can just see them requiring a huge "This Is Not A Safe Alternative To Cigarettes" sticker on them along with a signature required UPS shipment.

This pocket pu**y is not a safe alternative to vagina and this pocket pu**y can cause d-ck cancer are not things I want to see plastered all over my Fleshlight so don't give them any ideas.

[WickedKitchen]

Sometimes it IS better to just get the job done on your own. I mean, you gotta get the poison out sometimes and getting the Mrs. involved makes a big production of things.

[precious007]

wait till you see your wife when she will see your flashlight

probably won't complain anymore =))

[Snusify]

I prefer to handbake rather than use a tool.

[WickedKitchen]

Clever, Snusify.