2.0 Box Pass-The rise of the snus clan.

[Maahk]

WTF is with the sheet rock? Shit got into everything. Sheet rock dust all over the place.

Force is on my back porch, just got delivered. Attempting to get everything sorted and cleaned up.

[bakerbarber]

:shock:

HUH?

[zmanzero]

[Maahk]

Sheet Rock, covers lots of walls. Well there was about 5 lbs of it crushed up and thrown in with the rest of this box pass. I think it was PP's attempt at some sort of humor or some shit, but it failed...horribly. PP provided me with some goggles, parrot feathers, avian bones of some kind...and some other shit. Needless to say, not what I was expecting AT ALL.

Yeah, like I said, SHIT GOT INTO EVERYTHING. Dust all over EVERYTHING. Kinda took the fun out of opening it. I almost just tapped it right the fook back up and shipped it off of the next guy to deal with. Yeah...that's how bad it is PP. Not cool at all. But instead I got a tarp out...yeah the word tarp and snus...not good together....and ATTEMPTED to make some sense out of it. I seperated the big chunks of sheet rock from what I think is the rest of the box pass, cleaned up the snus as best as I could...put them all in a few bags, and stuck them in a fridge. I proceded on with the rest of my day TRYING not to be to pissed about it.

Yeah, if I seem a little pissed off it's cuse I am. Imagine for a moment that you get a box pass that you have been waiting for for a few months now. Holy shit what the **** is all this shit? ALL OVER THE SNUS. I dont want to deal with this shit...you wouldnt either. But I am. Not cool. Not funny. Not anything. In any sense at all PP. You know I thought maybe you would post something after I did yeasterday....cuse I posted that and just did not come back to this at all yeasterday. I got other things to do with myself.

So, 5:30 here. Sun comming up. I have a mess to deal with still. I am gonna add some more unopened and what not for the people that have to deal with this shit after me. Yep...Im pissed. It wasnt funny. This isnt some horrible mistake...no reason 5lbs of broken sheet rock should ever fooking be in a box pass. It's just a major pain in my ass.

Thanks for nothin PP!

[Premium Parrots]

WTH!! that was not sheetrock. It was mortar [mixed and hardened, ya know concrete] and couldn't have done anything but maybe cracked at the most because it was about a 2 inch layer over the top. There was a solid plastic between that and the contents of the box. I'm very sorry that happened. I guess the people at the post office are gorillas over there. There is no way it could have been that bad. It all just doesn't turn to powder. I could see a little bit of some chips migrating but only if it was really thrown around badly so it could break up. There was a plastic barrier. The reason it was in there was to contain the force. Sorry something went wrong. But I know you are way over exagerating this issue. PP :?

[Maahk]

No over exageration. Not in the least. I have been asked not to post pictures, so I wont. They will, however, be forwarded to Roda/Baker.

Your plaster was SO badly busted up that I thought it was sheet rock. Im not a moron. It was PULVERIZED. The plastic? Torn to shreds. Did you realy have to add the bird bones? Do us all a favor next time you want to be funny and just dont.

I waited a long ass time for this box and what I got was a pile of shit that I now have to clean up. Everyone before me got the chance to take part in what was a special box pass. Me, and everyone after me got shit on. I get that it wasnt your intention, but you know what...it still was the end result.

Im in no way shape or form squemish. I shot heroin for 20 years, owned a biker bar, and so on, so im not like some pussy germ-a-phobic or some shit...but I am not putting anything that was in that box in my mouth. If it wasnt for the mortar dust, it was the bird bones that did it for me. Honestly...does ANYONE find that at all remotely funny? Honestly?

Just so the other guys behind me arent completly shit out of luck Im going to salvage this. It's gonna take me an extra day or two but I will add un-opened and trials to the box. It's not fair that those that havent gotten a chance to take part in this get nothing due to someones poor judgement.

[lxskllr]

You're overreacting. If the bird bones didn't have fresh meat hanging off of them, who the hell cares? Also, snus is in sealed tins. Thev've been through worse than concrete dust in the pocket of my BDUs.

It didn't work out as planned, whoop di doo. It must be nice living the life of perfection... :^S

[Allergy]

Disturbance in the Force, boys?

[Vegan's Wife]

It's the midichlorians! :shock:

[bakerbarber]

Ok,

So I've seen the pictures. Everything looks pretty dusty. I'd still use it.

PP, I don't know what the hell you were thinking. :lol: You must have really wanted to pay some extra shipping charges. I wonder how much 2 inches of mortar weighs. No wonder the post man tossed it around enough to bust it. You probably made him pull his nuts out of joint. The concrete broke up pretty good and hopefully everything was well enough sealed.

Maahk- I want to thank you very much. Everyone after you and myself, we really appreciate you keeping the force going. I really appreciate you taking the extra time to straighten out the FORCE.

I hope you can understand that PP is an honest great guy and was just trying to goof around. Unfortunately he didn't realize the FORCE cannot be contained by concrete alone. It is a lesson learned for all of us.

Most of all I hope you can see that in some way PP was trying to be funny and had no intention of causing you any extra work- which you ended up with cleaning the box out- but it went horribly wrong. Hopefully sooner than later we can all look back on this and have a good laugh together. Try not to hold a grudge on him. We all have hair brained ideas from time to time that sound really good but don't pan out like we thought.

In the mean time, my offer still stands. if you're too busy to deal with it you can send it my way as is and I'll make sure it gets straightened out and sent to the last ferw guys.

I'm sorry the weeks of anticipation ended with a dusty rubble filled box. Look past the debris and see what the FORCE really is. In the end you'll be out a bit of time and effort. I hope you come out net win from the whole thing!

PP really is a good guy. He wouldn't be a Mod on the board if he wasn't. I'm sure when the "dust" settles we will be able to act like the brothers we are. A good fight should lead to an even better reconcilliation. Especially amongst brothers.

That reminds me I'm gonna call my brother and give him a hard time. Maybe I'll even send him some snus encased in concrete... :roll:

[digitalerik]

dood that blows. how did it get to ma, before nh? oh well. thanks for disgarding that shit, and the bird bones.

[digitalerik]

come to think of it. . .

premium parrots, where did you get the bird bones?

[lxskllr]

Re: come to think of it. . .

premium parrots, where did you get the bird bones?

I imagine they were once premium parrots that had died under his care ;^)

[zmanzero]

@Maahk - bud, i'm chiming in with baker. thanks for taking care of the mess bro, much thanks.

pp is a good guy, the great mortar experiment just happened to be a huge fail. :lol:

[bigbuyer]

@Maahk - bud, i'm chiming in with baker. thanks for taking care of the mess bro, much thanks.

pp is a good guy, the great mortar experiment just happened to be a huge fail. :lol:

Thanks for cleaning and adding to the FORCE Maahk.
We too are waiting for the FORCE for a long time.
When the FORCE leaves NJ one day soon, I will add my best to it.
Let's keep the faith.