Snus Study - Austin, Texas

[justintempler]

Tobacco Study (Study Number 002)

Do you regularly consume SNUS?
If so, you may be eligible to participate in a clinical research study.




Qualified Participants:

• Must be regular tobacco consumers who don't intend to quit
• 19 years of age or older, men and women
• Will attend up to 2 clinic visits and one 24-hour visit within a 37 day period

Qualified Participants May Receive:

• Financial Compensation for time and effort up to $425
• Study-related care including labs and physical exams

If you are interested in this clinical trial, please contact us by filling out the form below (include the study number), calling or e-mailing us, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. We look forward to hearing from you.....
http://www.metaclin.com/index.php?op...d=47&Itemid=93

[Darwin]

A slight oddness in that they spell snus with all caps thus aping the Camel naming approach. Makes me a bit suspicious that the researchers may not be aware of the real Swedish deal.

[EricHill78]

I signed up.. What the hell... If they expect me to use camel though they can forget it!

[EricHill78]

I signed up, a guy wrote me back asking what snus I use..

I told him the truth..

You were right Darwin

He said only camel snus users qualify.. What a rip off!

[EricHill78]

"We are only accepting Camel SNUS users. *Thank you for your interest."

all caps even is the email lol

[EricHill78]

is = in

[Langdell]

Maybe it's funded by Camel. Anyway, if the study shows good things about snus's (sorry, SNUS's) effect on health, it could be helpful for keeping all snus available in the U.S.

[Experimental Monkey]

I don't think that Camel shit could be too good for your health with extended use considering all of the sugar in it. Interested to see the results of this study.

[Darwin]

It has to be funded by RJR. Otherwise it would not be confined to the Camel brand. Consequently any positive results from the study will be dismissed as irrevocably tainted by the anti-tobacco zealot community. Whatever RJR is spending on the study would be better used to improve and expand their product to more effectively compete with the real thing.

[texasmade]

Show up with some JTI Camel to piss em off.

[EricHill78]

I coulda used that that money too oh well.. So if any of you guys want to sign up remember to lie.

[LaZeR]

Yea, lets all mover to Texas so we can chaw on some camel SNUS!!!111

[N0mad]

LaZ I don't think Texans use Camel SNUS, that sweet sick crap anyway. We get real snus from the hillbilly's in PA.

[f. bandersnatch]

Camel snus doesn't have sugar in it, it has some kind of artificial sweetener that probably causes nerve damage and cancer. I only know that because wa3zrm mentioned that he had to call Camel and find out due to his diabetes.

[N0mad]

Mr. Bandersnatch is correct the sweetness is derived from an artificial sweetener and only the Chemical Engineers at RJ Reynolds know for sure what else is in it. Mmm... Snus