SNUS AND ABSOLUTE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9763

    #1

    SNUS AND ABSOLUTE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

    made ya look.

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    huh? what?
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  • snusjus
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 2674

    #2
    HAHAHAHA.

    Fortunately, nicotine itself is not linked to erectile dysfunction. However, smoking is, since carbon monoxide decreases the oxygen that gets to your vital organs, including............ your heart.

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    • cocsp2002
      Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 509

      #3
      I can't say snus gives me a malleable member, quite the opposite, actually. A fat pris gives me a chubby.

      I'll be sad on the day that I have to sprinkle salt on the wife during foreplay to get in the mood, though... :shock:

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      • ponysoprano
        Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 562

        #4
        Originally posted by cocsp2002
        I can't say snus gives me a malleable member, quite the opposite, actually. A fat pris gives me a chubby.

        I'll be sad on the day that I have to sprinkle salt on the wife during foreplay to get in the mood, though... :shock:
        HAHAHAH!!!!!! You just made my day dude!!! "chubby" and "pris" just go together. I'm sitting here fighting a cold, trying to snuff Toque peppermint through a congested nose, I read your post and now there's snot dripping out of my face and snuff on the table but I'm laughing!

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        • cocsp2002
          Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 509

          #5
          Sorry, pony. PM me your address, I'll send some windex, paper towels, and Vicks vaporub.

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          • Faethwur
            Member
            • Aug 2008
            • 34

            #6
            When I first saw your avatar PP and after reading a few posts by you I knew you'd be a funny man haha. But I was looking for an answer to my problems =( haha

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            • Azrsuperstar
              Member
              • May 2008
              • 55

              #7
              Arghhhh! Not funny, scared the crap out of me.

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              • ponysoprano
                Member
                • Jul 2008
                • 562

                #8
                Originally posted by cocsp2002
                Sorry, pony. PM me your address, I'll send some windex, paper towels, and Vicks vaporub.
                sounds like an average saturday night for me! LOL

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                • Mongrul
                  Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 151

                  #9
                  I can't say snus gives me a malleable member, quite the opposite, actually. A fat pris gives me a chubby.
                  I have to say, as I reduce my two pack a day smoking habit thanks to snus, I've noticed that Mr. Happy seems to be much Happier!! Snus hasn't pissed him off at all!! Now if I could only get my wife on board....after 27 years, she couldn't give a shit how happy Mr. Happy is...he has to wait until MRS. Happy is in the mood..... :cry:

                  What If I snuck some snus into the bed, and rubbed it..........no, stop, don't go there!! :wink:

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                  • bondzai
                    Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 362

                    #10
                    more than four hours.

                    must be a lot of people buying that cialis and viagra etc... it seems to be one of the most advertised products on TV. My wife always laughs about the part when they say its dangerous to have an erection for more than four hours.

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                    • ponysoprano
                      Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 562

                      #11
                      "Priapism" lol.
                      I tried Viagra once, and Cialis once, not that is was needed, as I'm well under 35, it messed with my vision...blueness? and was only irritating after the deed was done and I needed to, say go to work, or go out for groceries. I think Cialis is the extended[pun intended] release one that can work for up to 36 hours, the one on the commercial where the guy of indeterminate race says that he can wait "until Sally is in the mood" LOL.


                      :shock:

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                      • cb650
                        Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 74

                        #12
                        uuuuhhhhhhhhh,... whew!
                        Seem's "junior" is alot peppier since I quit smokin!
                        gonna have to change his nametag to "Stanley the Power Tool!!!"
                        :? Snus On !!! :?

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                        • Mongrul
                          Member
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 151

                          #13
                          Seem's "junior" is alot peppier since I quit smokin!
                          :shock: 8)

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                          • holnrew
                            Member
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 613

                            #14
                            Heh, missed this first time round when I was living without internet.

                            I wonder how many people thought "oh so that's what it is" when they saw the thread title?

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                            • TropicalBob
                              Member
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 316

                              #15
                              Yeh, this is a fun thread. I saw that title and thought, WTH. I've done the Viagra and Cialis stuff, for kicks you understand, and thought I'd try some snus. So I put a Mocca+ on Mr. Happy and waited.

                              I couldn't tell any difference.

                              Then I sprinkled Mr. Happy with Toque Toffee snuff. He sure smelled better, but I couldn't tell any difference other than that.

                              Wife did get a nic hit, however.

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