Accusation:He gave me a waterboarding, Judge: why? Guy: To quit smoking

[sgreger1]

Synopsis:
"Yes, I beat my girlfriend, threw her out into the street naked then tortured her - but it's because I'm trying to quit smoking." Judge - "Not guilty"


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...king-drug.html


'He gave me a waterboarding': Ex-girlfriend hits out as actor is cleared of assault after blaming attack on anti-smoking drug.

An actor accused of assaulting his girlfriend escaped trial yesterday after blaming the attack on an anti-smoking drug.

The case against Casualty actor Nicholas Williams collapsed when medical experts suggested a mix of alcohol and the drug Champix could have fuelled the assault.

A judge found Williams, 33, not guilty of assault and causing actual bodily harm after experts said the drug, combined with alcohol and a history of depression, could have caused him to lose control.
His ex-girlfriend Helen Millar told police he subjected her to a terrifying two-hour assault after taking her out to dinner to celebrate her 26th birthday last August.




Nick Williams outside court with a cigarette:

[shikitohno]

Someone mail this guy a roll of Odens ES or something. He's not getting enough nicotine.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Kinda looks like David Bowie.

[Snusdog]

What the hell..............she couldn't take his anemic white skinny ass.......................must not have been a southern girl

[sgreger1]

Why did I rob that bank your honor? I was quitting smoking and using snus to help me, look I have one in right now.. *immediately pulls out gun and robs everyone in courtroom*

[tom502]

People are no longer responsible for their actions.

[truthwolf1]

They want everyone on something no matter what the minor percent of side effects is.

[deadohsky]

People are no longer responsible for their actions.

Seems to be the message unfortunately. Who cares if he was depressed and drunk, he still assaulted her.