The Alcohol Thread

[tom502]

I found something even better, I don't remember the name brand, but it was Jalopeno Beer Bread mix, and it was good!

[bakerbarber]

phile.....


you're making beer bread and you don't consult the baker?

wtf?

[texasmade]

Ah, lets tell some jokes. 3 dudes walk into a ski lodge, but they are short on vacancies. The 3 men share a bed. In the middle of the night, all 3 are startled awake; the 2 on either side had dreamed about getting handjobs. Concerned, they asked the man in the middle what he had been dreaming about. "Skiing".

LOL "Those aren't ski poles!"

Jokes, jokes. Umm... damn, what was that blonde joke? Hell, I have no joke-fu this evening.

why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?


because she tried to blow her horn

[Snusophile]

So, I was at Trader Joes this afternoon and I found something that combines two great things into one fantasmagoria product:



I mixed this up with some Sam Adams Hefeweizen, and it's baking in the oven right now. Smells ****ing delish!

You empty the box in a bowl, pour in a room temperature beer (cold wont work right), add some butter, and bake it!

[adm]

Lots and lots of home brewed, ultra high quality all-grain beer, made from the finest hops, barley, water and yeast!

India Pale Ale, American style IPA, Porter, Stout, German lager, Belgian Singel, Bubbel and Trippel styles and even Barley Wine.....

Hic....

[RRK]

I didn't look through all of these pages but my faves are:

Liquor- Patron silver
Liqueur- Disaronno
Beer- Guinness
Wine- Pinot Noir

I don't like whiskeys, and rums and vodkas are ok in mixers. A nice long island is always good and a white russian once in a while. I enjoy Italian liqueurs on the rocks. I strongly prefer ales over lagers. Chianti is a close second to Pinot and I am not a fan of most merlot or chardonnay. Rieslings are nice for a desert wine.

I really only drink about two drinks at a time except for an occasional beer binge. I did my time from 16-21 drinking near a case of cheap light beer at a time but once I was legal I had no desire for that type of thing.

[captncaveman]

Arg, strange day! twas on my way home from the rig i was stationed at. after a good many hours of driving (about 1.5 hours from Fort Nelson if anyone is familiar with the alaskan highway) seen a fire on the horizon, drove closer and it was a truck! I investigated and the driver didn't make it out.

After many hour with the Police and 12 hours driving got home, and 9 Guinness in my belly. ****ing Strange assed day!! Glad to be on my way to a good drunk.

[captncaveman]

tilt is bullshit. it used to serve a purpose, and that was energized alcohol. then sometime around the end of last year some retarded law mandated that tilt and sparks remove all the caffeine, taurine, and all the lovely -ines that perk you up, and now theyre just bad tasting malty beverages. like a half empty milwaukees best that someone poured a packet of kool aid into.

though if youre looking for an alcoholic energy drink that still exists, i suggest you seek out four maxed or four loko. 10% alcohol and a good jolt.

Strange, there is a ton of energy alcohol drinks in Canada. But there are about 5 warnings on every can LOL. At the bars now if you want red bull and vodka the bartender can't pour the red bull you have too. I guess we have more pregnant women drinking in canada then the US.

[daruckis]

tilt is bullshit. it used to serve a purpose, and that was energized alcohol. then sometime around the end of last year some retarded law mandated that tilt and sparks remove all the caffeine, taurine, and all the lovely -ines that perk you up, and now theyre just bad tasting malty beverages. like a half empty milwaukees best that someone poured a packet of kool aid into.

though if youre looking for an alcoholic energy drink that still exists, i suggest you seek out four maxed or four loko. 10% alcohol and a good jolt.

[tom502]

I picked up a 4 pack of 16oz Tilt. These are pretty good I think. Like Tang flavored malt liquor.

[Redbeard]

I used to truly enjoy Monte Alban Mezcal but alas I've come to realize I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I sit and enjoy a bottle I break out in handcuffs. My drink of choice since this revelation is an Orange and Pineapple juice combo. :roll:

I've had that happen before. Stupid handcuffs. :roll:

[lxskllr]

I used to truly enjoy Monte Alban Mezcal but alas I've come to realize I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I sit and enjoy a bottle I break out in handcuffs.

LoL! That's a beat side effect :^D

[BillW]

I used to truly enjoy Monte Alban Mezcal but alas I've come to realize I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I sit and enjoy a bottle I break out in handcuffs. My drink of choice since this revelation is an Orange and Pineapple juice combo. :roll:

[Redbeard]

I've noticed that more than a few of you are fellow Irishmen. Just cracked a Harp. Not the most exciting brew, but it will quench my thirst while I finish moving tonight! (Argh, and tomorrow too) Moving is a bitch. I need to order more snus.

Moving sucks big floppy donkey dick... Unfortunately, I'm looking at a cross-country move in a couple months. Well, more of a sell most of my shit, fly out, and start again type of move. Sucky nonetheless.

[captncaveman]

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Drunk or recently undead?