I shit my pants today

[Skell18]

I was sitting on the bog today browsing snuson. I'd just finished my business when I heard a very loud and deep buzzing come from the window - couldn't see the bugger but it was after me, so up I got and with trousers and pants around my ankles (pre wipe) fled the toilet area with this bloody thing in chase, still couldn't see it. Began running down the stairs, still with trousers and pants around ankles - and there it was. Landed on the door was a bloody great big hornet. More comedy moments ensued between the hornet and one of my kids story books.....things were even more interesting when the thing got pissed about me trying to kill it.
All ended well when the hornet got deceased and my bottom was eventually wiped. Would have made a great vid.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Mdisch]

I was sitting on the bog today browsing snuson. I'd just finished my business when I heard a very loud and deep buzzing come from the window - couldn't see the bugger but it was after me, so up I got and with trousers and pants around my ankles (pre wipe) fled the toilet area with this bloody thing in chase, still couldn't see it. Began running down the stairs, still with trousers and pants around ankles - and there it was. Landed on the door was a bloody great big hornet. More comedy moments ensued between the hornet and one of my kids story books.....things were even more interesting when the thing got pissed about me trying to kill it.
All ended well when the hornet got deceased and my bottom was eventually wiped. Would have made a great vid.

Oh good lord - I've missed this thread!

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LOL that's great!

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[Skell18]

The use of the word shat takes me to believe that bloke is British or Irish! That has gone round my office now and the howels of laughter are priceless!

P.S. I can't spell today!

[Ansel]

Nearly! Not sure if it was the snus and/or espresso but... well, you know. :-s

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[Snusdog]

No matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into one

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No matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into one

might be time to add diapers to the snuson shop inventory.

[Snusdog]

might be time to add diapers to the snuson shop inventory.

Yea....but just imagine what happens when that order does not ship for two months....... :O