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  • Skell18
    Member
    • May 2012
    • 7067

    #301
    Originally posted by Extreme
    I was sitting on the bog today browsing snuson. I'd just finished my business when I heard a very loud and deep buzzing come from the window - couldn't see the bugger but it was after me, so up I got and with trousers and pants around my ankles (pre wipe) fled the toilet area with this bloody thing in chase, still couldn't see it. Began running down the stairs, still with trousers and pants around ankles - and there it was. Landed on the door was a bloody great big hornet. More comedy moments ensued between the hornet and one of my kids story books.....things were even more interesting when the thing got pissed about me trying to kill it.
    All ended well when the hornet got deceased and my bottom was eventually wiped. Would have made a great vid.
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    • Mdisch
      Member
      • Jul 2011
      • 805

      #302
      Originally posted by Extreme
      I was sitting on the bog today browsing snuson. I'd just finished my business when I heard a very loud and deep buzzing come from the window - couldn't see the bugger but it was after me, so up I got and with trousers and pants around my ankles (pre wipe) fled the toilet area with this bloody thing in chase, still couldn't see it. Began running down the stairs, still with trousers and pants around ankles - and there it was. Landed on the door was a bloody great big hornet. More comedy moments ensued between the hornet and one of my kids story books.....things were even more interesting when the thing got pissed about me trying to kill it.
      All ended well when the hornet got deceased and my bottom was eventually wiped. Would have made a great vid.
      Oh good lord - I've missed this thread!

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9764

        #303
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • halocog
          Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 649

          #304
          LOL that's great!
          Originally posted by Frosted
          I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9764

            #305
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9764

              #306
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9764

                #307
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9764

                  #308
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9764

                    #309
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Skell18
                      Member
                      • May 2012
                      • 7067

                      #310
                      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                      The use of the word shat takes me to believe that bloke is British or Irish! That has gone round my office now and the howels of laughter are priceless!

                      P.S. I can't spell today!

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                      • Ansel
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 3696

                        #311
                        Nearly! Not sure if it was the snus and/or espresso but... well, you know. :-s

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                        • EricHill78
                          Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 4253

                          #312

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                          • Snusdog
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 6752

                            #313
                            No matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into one
                            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9764

                              #314
                              Originally posted by Snusdog
                              No matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into one
                              might be time to add diapers to the snuson shop inventory.
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • Snusdog
                                Member
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 6752

                                #315
                                Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                                might be time to add diapers to the snuson shop inventory.
                                Yea....but just imagine what happens when that order does not ship for two months....... :O
                                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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