Originally posted by Extreme
I shit my pants today
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Originally posted by ExtremeI was sitting on the bog today browsing snuson. I'd just finished my business when I heard a very loud and deep buzzing come from the window - couldn't see the bugger but it was after me, so up I got and with trousers and pants around my ankles (pre wipe) fled the toilet area with this bloody thing in chase, still couldn't see it. Began running down the stairs, still with trousers and pants around ankles - and there it was. Landed on the door was a bloody great big hornet. More comedy moments ensued between the hornet and one of my kids story books.....things were even more interesting when the thing got pissed about me trying to kill it.
All ended well when the hornet got deceased and my bottom was eventually wiped. Would have made a great vid.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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No matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into oneWhen it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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Originally posted by SnusdogNo matter how much time passes.......this is still one of the all time classic threads.......epic and legendary all rolled into oneGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Originally posted by Premium Parrotsmight be time to add diapers to the snuson shop inventory.When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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