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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9763

    #16
    well if I had to comsume my alcohol anally I certainly would prefer bottles rather than cans.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • sentry103
      Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 271

      #17
      well, xobe hasn't posted here yet. I hope he wasn't hospitalized.

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      • surfing_64
        Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 82

        #18
        i just love anus...i mean snus...ahh shit! its out in the open now haha

        woooo!! 50 posts!!

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        • jamesstew
          Member
          • May 2008
          • 1440

          #19
          Reminds me of that 'Bear Party' post.

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          • TripEMT
            Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 100

            #20
            Assnus... thats good... lol

            How about a Snusema... you mix your favorite snus and you favorite alcohol, and shoot it right up the pooper... get both fixes all at once... although it wouldn't be a great product for use in public...

            or.... a Snuspository.... lol ok, ok, i'm gonna stop now...

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            • Starcadia
              Member
              • May 2008
              • 646

              #21
              Buttbacco.

              Hmm... Anal snus and alcohol... Perhaps I've been using Probe Whiskey the wrong way. :x

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              • StarWing
                Member
                • Aug 2006
                • 124

                #22
                Originally posted by TripEMT
                Assnus... thats good... lol

                How about a Snusema... you mix your favorite snus and you favorite alcohol, and shoot it right up the pooper... get both fixes all at once... although it wouldn't be a great product for use in public...

                or.... a Snuspository.... lol ok, ok, i'm gonna stop now...
                :lol: Might also help constipation and soothe defecating.

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9763

                  #23
                  I see this thread went to the crapper........
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • Ainkor
                    Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1144

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    well if I had to comsume my alcohol anally I certainly would prefer bottles rather than cans.
                    Hrmm...

                    Might be better off to start but your still getting ****ed in the end.

                    -Ainkor

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                    • TBD
                      Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 817

                      #25
                      You know guys it is REALLY hard to keep a portion in place while laughing my butt off. Someone owes me a new keyboard!

                      I understand the sneezing one out. I sneezed in my work truck and stuck a portion and some juice to the center of the steering wheel. Glad it was just a portion and not Los.

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                      • sentry103
                        Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 271

                        #26
                        If you can sneeze a portion out, in the newly formed assnus would a fart equate to sneezing?

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                        • TripEMT
                          Member
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 100

                          #27
                          if you were to fart it out, wouldn't it be more than a fart... like a shart? lol

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                          • Starcadia
                            Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 646

                            #28
                            I calculate it would be a "snurt" or a "snart".

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                            • holnrew
                              Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 613

                              #29
                              Using los would be advantageous, it's already the right colour and texture...

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                              • surfing_64
                                Member
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 82

                                #30
                                I'm thinking we need some ass liners or something to protect our underwear...wonder how the "burn" is...like under the lip normal snus enjoying burning feeling? or is it like "been eating chilli for 3 days straight" burn

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