A True Story......Once Upon A Time

[Frosted]

The British Organic Geochemical Society (BOGS) who basically cover it in shit making it taste better, re-labelling it again as Squeezy's number twos before ...................

[Burnsey]

...but then in the most cunning fashion devised a plan to relabel the product as Squeezy's # 09 and sell it to the US market with the help of......

[Skell18]

Squeezyjohn who contemplated committing harikari once everyone found out he loved general wintergreen...

[wa3zrm]

PP who was selling them to folks in the UK... specifically...

[Andy105]

...possum testicles Étouffée with garlic sauce, a delicacy in his inner circle. He was told that General Wintergreen snus was the only treatment for his severe bowel irritation, that had been approved by the American FDA. Frantically searching the Internet for General Wintergreen, he found that the entire stock had been hoarded by...

[wa3zrm]

his death back in 2009 caused by a bad portion of....

[whalen]

Assured everyone that ketchup on your own wienie is between you and Oral Roberts, whom when reached for comment, remained mute on the subject due to.....

[Burnsey]

..........soiling hot dogs with ketchup is a perverse abomination, but PP intervened and........

[wa3zrm]

...dog with mustard, onions and cheese, but no ketchup because...

[whalen]

a transvestite but decided to "hit It" anyway, prompting a serious hygiene..........

Blog post on Snubie where, lets call him dahc, woke up after the "hit it" dream. He was last seen sobbing while pouring cheap vodka down his shorts screaming for Nash to get a hot.......

[whalen]

Alternate snus site where almost anyone in the know goes to........

[wa3zrm]

(Gave to Chad, so he would chill the freek out, but he threw it back in my face, saying he was going to get all his Brony pals to.......)

use ghetto tools and only use Icetool's for people that had problems with inserting suppositories up their...

[Premium Parrots]

a transvestite but decided to "hit It" anyway, prompting a serious hygiene..........

[Burnsey]

....thump whalen's melon for picking door number three, but Chad had chilled and come to the conclusion that wa3zrm was in fact.....

[whalen]

Gave to Chad, so he would chill the freek out, but he threw it back in my face, saying he was going to get all his Brony pals to.......