The Snuson Confessional Sacristy & Bulletin

[Andy105]

why does that woman remind me of Honey Boo Boos mother June Shannon?

I, for one, don't want to be forced to share a bathroom with her....and Gods got nothing to do do with it.:hopelessness:

[Premium Parrots]

why does that woman remind me of Honey Boo Boos mother June Shannon?

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Bible-wielding woman marches through Target protesting bathroom policy

A video of a woman and her family marching through Target loudly protesting the retailer’s news bathroom policy has gone viral.
The video was uploaded to YouTube and shows an unidentified woman marching and yelling her way through a Target and holding a Bible in the air as she condemns Target’s new gender identity bathroom policy.
The woman, who claims she is a mother of 12, began her protest by shouting Target’s Mothers Day signs are “a deception” and Target does not love mothers and children.

(Excerpt) Read more at fox6now.com

[Snusdog]

one word....

Precious

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Half-naked UC Santa Barbara student arrested on suspicion of assaulting pastor

22-year-old UC Santa Barbara student was arrested Saturday after, authorities say, he punched a pastor in the face more than 30 times in what officials believe was a random attack.
The incident began when Father Jon-Stephen Hedges heard a knock at his front door in the 6800 block of Fortuna Road at about 2:15 a.m. Saturday, the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office said in a statement. A man, later identified as Paul Gusman, was calling for help and throwing his body against the door, officials said.
Fearing that someone was in trouble, Hedges opened his door. Gusman, who was naked from the waist down, then forced his way into the home and assaulted the pastor, authorities said.
The pastor was hit more than 30 times in the face and his wife was struck on her right hand, according to the Sheriff's Office. The pastor's wife managed to call 911 and when sheriff's deputies arrived, they found Gusman standing in the front yard.
The suspect appeared to be under the influence of a controlled substance and possibly intoxicated, officials said. He was arrested and treated at a local hospital for an injury to his hand that he sustained during the attack.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...

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Catholic College Employee Investigated By Police For Saying There Are Only Two Genders

Blasphemy was committed on a Catholic university campus: An employee at the "Catholic" school stated her belief, rooted in Catholicism, that there are only two genders.
An unnamed employee at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles has been suspended and is currently being investigated for a “hate crime” by the university’s Bias Incident Response Team and the LAPD for “denying transgenderism” when she stated that there are only two genders, reports The College Fix.
On April 14, the employee engaged in a “dialogue” with three students who were hanging up posters for “Rainbow Week” on campus.
Cosette Carleo, who identifies as “gender-neutral,” said that she(?) was shaken to her “core” during the discussion. She told The Fix that the employee reiterated Roman Catholic teaching, stating “only two genders exist, male and female,” and that such a statement was a “hate crime.”
Carleo said, "'[Y]ou can have your opinion' as long as it doesn’t ‘deny my existence,’” notes The Fix....

(Excerpt) Read more at dailywire.com ...

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Earth’s “Magnetosphere” Collapsed in Space Today for Two+ Hours! Trouble Ahead for All of Us
BPEarthWatch ^

Earth’s “Magnetosphere” COLLAPSED in space TODAY for two+ hours! Trouble ahead for all of us
A stunning and terrifying event has taken place in space surrounding our planet; for two hours today, earth’s “Magnetosphere” COLLAPSED around the entire planet! The magnetosphere is what protects earth from solar winds and some radiation. EARTH’S MAGNETOSPHERE
Deep within the Earth, a fierce molten core is generating a magnetic field capable of defending our planet against devastating solar winds. The protective field, called the “magnetosphere” extends thousands of miles into space and its magnetism affects everything from global communication to animal migration and weather patterns. The magnetosphere is the region of space surrounding Earth where the dominant magnetic field is the magnetic field of Earth, rather than the magnetic field of interplanetary space. The magnetosphere is formed by the interaction of the solar wind with Earth’s magnetic field. This figure illustrates the shape and size of Earth’s magnetic field that is continually changing as it is buffeted by the solar wind.

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Church of Cheetah? Newspaper Suggests Chimp Religious Worship

Church of Cheetah Missouri Synod?

Perhaps not as ridiculous as it sounds according to the U.K. Independent. That newspaper suggests that chimpanzees tossing rocks at trees could be a primitive form of religous practice. They provide a video of this "ritual" but to your humble correspondent, it looks like nothing more than a bunch of dumb monkeys idly tossing rocks around. However, the idea of chimp worship is no more ridiculous than the Independent aping a lot of other news outlets last December when they published a story about how 2016 will be the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD. So rather than be branded a heretic, I shall now allow the Independent to make the case for pious chimps.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...

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Cannibalism Concerns Prompt Seattle Aquarium to Cancel Octopus Mating Session

The aquarium invites visitors to watch an octopus couple mating every year on Valentines Day, CNN affiliate KOMO reported. It canceled the event this year because it could not find a female octopus large enough for Kong.

The aquarium was concerned the 70-pound cephalopod could eat the creature it mates with, according to the affiliate. The female octopus available was about half his weight, forcing the aquarium to call off the sex session.

(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...

[Burnsey]

Paul LePage May Skip State Of The State Address Amid Talk Of Impeachment

"I'll send them a letter and we'll call it a day."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b086bc1cd600a8

Funny guy......

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Maine Gov. Paul LePage: Bring back the guillotine for drug traffickers

Maine Gov. Paul LePage says his state is too easy on drug crimes, suggesting it should bring back the guillotine for serious offenders.
The Republican governor, known for his controversial statements, was speaking on local radio Tuesday about combating the drug epidemic in his state.
"What I think we ought to do is bring the guillotine back," he told WMOV. "We could have public executions and have, you know, we could even have (guessing) which hole it falls in."

(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...

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Sex toy biz gets rise out of New Yorkers with 'GuyFi' booth — aimed to 'relieve stress'
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ^

They must be yanking our chain.
A sex toy company trying to get a rise out of New Yorkers erected a head-turning promotional ploy on Fifth Ave.
Hot Octopuss unveiled what it called a "GuyFi" booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. where men could, in theory, go to "relieve stress" mid-workday.
The masturbation-themed marketing scheme was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men questioned admitted to masturbating while at work.
The booth was created to "take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves," Octopuss said in a press release.
The booth was actually an out-of-service telephone kiosk outfitted with a black curtain, a folding chair, a laptop computer, and a Hot Octopuss ad along the side.
"At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we've done just that with the new GuyFi booth, "Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder, said in a statement. 'We hope the city's men enjoy using the space we've created in whatever way they want."
A representative later told Mashable Friday that, "the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense."

[Burnsey]

http://www.gallup.com/poll/1678/most...man-woman.aspx

If you mean this one.......topping the list......

Obama
Francis/Trump
Bernie Sanders
Bill Gates
Ben Carson

"What a country!" - Yakov Smirnoff

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The Pope

At last night's New Year's Eve gathering I got into a discussion over the poll that showed the Pope tied with Donald Trump for the second most admired person.
The Trump supporters were wildly happy about him being compared to a person of such high position. They felt it put in him into an almost exalted status and really reinforced their support.
The Catholics present, all very conservative, were saddened almost to the point of embarrassment that their leader, the very top person of the entire Catholic church couldn't get more votes than a NYC reality TV star. They felt it said a lot about his liberal, populist positions and how they undermined so many of the Church's traditional positions.
The discussion among the Catholics only had to be abandoned, possibly due to some social drinking. We never did come to a consensus on whether Trump should be more embarrassed by being compared to such a lefty, or the Pope should be more embarrassed by being compared to a trash talking TV personality.