The Never Ending Story

[precious007]

Odens just called in to send another 200,000 cans out. The next day everyone from Swedish Match...

[captncaveman]

committed suicide

[jdman321]

the end

or so we thought...

suddenly...

[Rattlesnake]

melted away into non-existence, and there was a new King, Jane or gevorg@gajane.se

[precious007]

that eastablished their snus empire on Mars so they can ship snus everywhere around the earth (LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO)

[Veganpunk]

and they used Falcor the giant flying dog to deliver the snus.

[Rattlesnake]

and they used Falcor the giant flying dog to deliver the snus.

and jdman321 was his assistant because he could not get into the Navy because of past Drug use, and could not be diagnosed sane by Dr precious007 and then

[precious007]

Precious prescribed everyone snus for sanity and closed down the European Union, and proclaimed smoking as illegal on Earth and opened the SNUS Union worlwide while falcor and the whole team were doing their job......

[devilock76]

but alas just when all seemed well along came ...

[CreteCoater]

the Swedish Female Olympic Swim Team! Then..

[Rattlesnake]

All us old Guys loaded a big fat portion of Odens, because we were going to need the boost, for

[CreteCoater]

manually lubricating the teams swimsuits along with

[devilock76]

grooming their mascot, the noble beaver.

[precious007]

A hairy beaver alright ......

[bipolarbear1968]

...was smelling his fingers....