The Never Ending Story

[CreteCoater]

Ok...this has been done on a few forums so lets give it a go. I start the story and someone pick up where I left off and so on......




It was unusually cold that night and, against his better judgement, fishmeat decided to put a..........

[lxskllr]

Chilidog in the saddlebag of his Vespa.

[devilock76]

he hoped it would mask the smell of his...

[GoVegan]

well used fleshlight!

[Premium Parrots]

and his herb. However

[russki]

he failed to realize

[CreteCoater]

that burning sensation was actually.....

[GoVegan]

because he thought Ben Gay was sex lube which led to inflammation of his

[captncaveman]

a homeless man that he passes every morning. This homeless man jerks off with all kinds of weird shit. If one would know how to fix his inflamed shmeckle it would be him

[russki]

dress. He quickly ran over to the mirror only to be shocked at the sight of

[Kstolen23]

a giant douche wearing a . ..

[GoVegan]

pair of PP's used boxer shorts which are only washed

[CreteCoater]

in the tears of 100 virgins. Surprisingly......

[captncaveman]

the underwear was covered with blood from small animals. There was also what looked to be a fertilized pigeon egg broken and smeared on the inside of the foul smelling underwear.

[Kstolen23]

Fishmeat then punched the mirror and ran into his. . .