Fleshlights

[Snusdog]

OK.....................first................is it me...................or does any one else detect a death theme in PP's love life


Second...................................no explanations please ..................I fear it would only make the matter worse (which by the way rhymes with hearse)..........see its already becoming terse.......................oh shit..................its a curse..................I can't break free from this verse................please send a nurse.............

[Snusdog]

all with a partner

in a hospital hallway
on an overpass. [a big sidewalk that goes over a highway]
on a confirence table in the office at high school
on a horse
in a police car
on a plane in the seat
at a luncheon at the hall after a funeral
in a casket [yes the partner was alive]
in the mayors office in Homestead Fl
on the roof of the village hall in Homestead Fl
in a hearse about 40 times [when I was younger I had a hearse]


more to come. I have to think about it some more

OK.................Your Hand.............. is NOT a Partner

[CoderGuy]

OK.................Your Hand.............. is NOT a Partner

Daaaaymm. OK, cross ME off the list

[Snusdog]

On A UFO

With a big tittied alien

While Hitler watched

[AtreyuKun]

With a partner:
Cemetery
Beach in broad daylight
Fort Morgan Alabama. In the fort.

Solo is actually pretty boring unless you count the rooftop of a hotel and the conference room of that same hotel. Oh and the bowling alley; lane 5.

[Premium Parrots]

OK.....................first................is it me...................or does any one else detect a death theme in PP's love life


Second...................................no explanations please ..................I fear it would only make the matter worse (which by the way rhymes with hearse)..........see its already becoming terse.......................oh shit..................its a curse..................I can't break free from this verse................please send a nurse.............

one nurse with a purse coming up!!

[Bigblue1]

Banged this skinny slut while her fat friend watched us, in a 1986 Fiero. It was quite the experience.

[EricHill78]

Banged this skinny slut while her fat friend watched us, in a 1986 Fiero. It was quite the experience.

Was sister christian playing in the background?

[AtreyuKun]

I've never had anyone watch before, but I have done it in the same room with another couple going at it.

[Bigblue1]

Was sister christian playing in the background?

No but a funny thing is I think both the skinny slut and myself had a dip in (only chick that ever dipped with me regularly) . I don't think we had any music on because it was late at night or early morning in the court (cul de sac) I lived in. My P's would have been none to happy about the whole ordeal, if you know what I mean...... Well dad mighta understood but he coulda never showed it......... Mom woulda definitely been freaked out.......

[GoVegan]

This is the thread that refused to die.

[CreteCoater]

My Fleshlight came in today. I'm fairly pissed. The nice metal tin it came in got all crushed up during shipping but the rubber vagina is aok thankfully. So I used it... Oh my. Ridicule them all you want but these things feel just as good as the real deal to me and I had the best mangasm ever. My arms got hella sore jerking that big ass hunk of rubber up and down though. If you have the means acquire one. You will not regret it.

Video review or it never happened!

[Veganpunk]

Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?

Fleshlight or no Fleshlight.

Kevin Smith talks about these things constantly on his podcast...err...smodcast w/ Scott Mosier. I think they sponsor him or something. He hands them out at his live shows it sounds.

On the floor of a populated movie theater. I made sure she was on bottom!

[GoVegan]

As popular as these fleshlights are you just have to wonder if fleshlight racks are soon to follow. Or perhaps a fleshlight holster might work better.

[Veganpunk]

was sister christian playing in the background?

lmao!