Fleshlights

[Experimental Monkey]

I prefer to handbake rather than use a tool.

But a tool is so much more classy and I don't have the juice all over my hands when i get through "packing my prilla".

[Hanske]

I prefer to handbake rather than use a tool.

100% agree. If I'd pick up an Icetool or a Prismaster here in Norway, everyone would laugh at me It's not that bad in Sweden, but it's in America those Icetools are popular. Not in Scandinavia.

[jagmanss]

100% agree. If I'd pick up an Icetool or a Prismaster here in Norway, everyone would laugh at me It's not that bad in Sweden, but it's in America those Icetools are popular. Not in Scandinavia.

WOW! Talk about getting off topic and a thread getting derailed... So are we talking about handbaking vs Icetool or Fleshlight...

[Hanske]

WOW! Talk about getting off topic and a thread getting derailed... So are we talking about handbaking vs Icetool or Fleshlight...

Haha, yeah I got it the second I wrote it. Sorry.

[Snusdog]

By all means................let's make sure ...............THIS thread.................of all threads.............stays on topic

[precious007]

By all means................let's make sure ...............THIS thread.................of all threads.............stays on topic

watching it closely.......

[AtreyuKun]

New technology permits is to do very exciting things in interactive and erotic software. The wave of the future dude, 100 percent electronic.
Huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.

[Snusdog]

New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive and erotic software. The wave of the future.......especially after I posted my wife's picture here on the forum!!

There.........fixed that for you

[Experimental Monkey]

My Fleshlight came in today. I'm fairly pissed. The nice metal tin it came in got all crushed up during shipping but the rubber vagina is aok thankfully. So I used it... Oh my. Ridicule them all you want but these things feel just as good as the real deal to me and I had the best mangasm ever. My arms got hella sore jerking that big ass hunk of rubber up and down though. If you have the means acquire one. You will not regret it.

[Badfish74]

Recipe for a cheaper model:
1 cantaloupe
1 knife
1 microwave

Directions: Take your cantaloupe and knife and cut the appropriate size hole in the cantaloupe. Place cantaloupe in your microwave for 2 minutes (cooking times may vary depending on the wattage of your microwave). Remove cantaloupe and insert your "piece", "junk", "mangland", or whatever you prefer to call it, and proceed to pleasure youself.


Of course if you can find a stray poodle wondering around the neighborhood, they work pretty well too!

[daruckis]

yeah dude anybody whos ever used one i think wouldnt scoff at them. i got the stamina training unit, which should actually be called the finish in 3 pumps unit.

[Snusdog]

Recipe for a cheaper model:

BF................bout damn time..................good to see ya bro...........glad you're back!!!!!

but.............did it have to be this thread.............

My Fleshlight came in today. I'm fairly pissed. The nice metal tin it came in got all crushed up during shipping but the rubber vagina is aok thankfully. So I used it... Oh my. Ridicule them all you want but these things feel just as good as the real deal to me and I had the best mangasm ever. My arms got hella sore jerking that big ass hunk of rubber up and down though. If you have the means acquire one. You will not regret it.

yea.............. snuscentral is going to have a..........."ball"...............with this thread...............what with the countless 10s of.............. mature.....................non-masturbating................somewhat.........er........ .......pent up.............members they have over there.

So EM..............are your hands like....................... all pissed............................ and not speaking to you today

[Badfish74]

Hahaha dog...been back for a week or so. I gotta say tho if this thread had been up my first day back....It DEFINITELY would have been my first post...lol! Good to be back dog, and thanks much for the welcome!!


PS...Ya need ta keep up...sounds like the ole Dog might be gettin a little slow in his old age...might just need to stay on the porch!! ;-) Nuthin but love from the Pond my brotha!!!

[Snusdog]

...might just need to stay on the porch!! ;-)

Man the porch is exactly where I wanna be...............just keep getting my ass thrown off

Anyway..............it's good to see ya back

Also...............after your last post.............remind me to stay the hell away from produce when I'm down your way


CAUSE.................THAT AIN'T NO FRUIT SALAD BRO!!!!

[Bigblue1]

CAUSE.................THAT AIN'T NO FRUIT SALAD BRO!!!!

No, it's a fruit kabob.