Fleshlights

[snusjus]

I've had one for a few years, although I don't use it much anymore. Does anyone want to trade a roll of Grov or General for it? I will put it on the exchange thread if you like; I've probably used it 200-250 times, so it should be relatively clean, although it sort of smells like state pizza...

Edit:

Premium Parrots decided to make the trade. Sorry for the lost opportunity everyone.

[Snusdog]

I've had one for a few years, although I don't use it much anymore. Does anyone want to trade a roll of Grov or General for it? I will put it on the exchange thread if you like; I've probably used it 200-250 times, so it should be relatively clean, although it sort of smells like state pizza...

Edit:

Premium Parrots decided to make the trade. Sorry for the lost opportunity everyone.

wait.................you were joking......................right?

[Experimental Monkey]

LMAO!!! This thread is a win. Luckily this thing won't short out. Non electronic. Although they have a vibrating one with a bullet to stick up your bum... Even I am not that twisted.

[CreteCoater]

LOL Fantastic thread.

[GoVegan]

I've had one for a few years, although I don't use it much anymore. Does anyone want to trade a roll of Grov or General for it? I will put it on the exchange thread if you like; I've probably used it 200-250 times, so it should be relatively clean, although it sort of smells like state pizza...

Edit:

Premium Parrots decided to make the trade. Sorry for the lost opportunity everyone.

Enjoy that roll of Coffee Vanilla!

[jagmanss]

LMAO!!! This thread is a win. Luckily this thing won't short out. Non electronic. Although they have a vibrating one with a bullet to stick up your bum... Even I am not that twisted.

I think PP would be interested in that model.... He likes being an ass.

[GoVegan]

This seems to be a popular thread. Perhaps the mods will make a "STICKY" out of it.

[CreteCoater]

[Roo]

Smells like State Pizza? Good God. I suppose it would indeed be more cost effective and perhaps more "lifelike" to just order a few extra slices each time, you know, a large... and fold the extras New Yorker style, and, well... **** 'em.

[CoderGuy]

Smells like State Pizza? Good God. I suppose it would indeed be more cost effective and perhaps more "lifelike" to just order a few extra slices each time, you know, a large... and fold the extras New Yorker style, and, well... **** 'em.

Exactly, and let it cool down a little before going at it!

[daruckis]

dude i totally have a fleshlight. my buddy bought one and had it shipped to my house cause he didnt want to get it shipped to his moms house, and ordered a second one for me. i havent used it in probably 2-3 years, but for a little while i thought it was totally worth having.

[CoderGuy]

dude i totally have a fleshlight. my buddy bought one and had it shipped to my house cause he didnt want to get it shipped to his moms house, and ordered a second one for me. i havent used it in probably 2-3 years, but for a little while i thought it was totally worth having.

If it took all your money and stopped you from having fun it would be just like the real thing

[Premium Parrots]

Why oh why did I open this thread?



oh yea I'm a mod and I'm sposed to try and read all the threads.



do they make them in black?

[Premium Parrots]

if it took all your money and stopped you from having fun it would be just like the real thing

bingo!!


rotflmmfaopimp

coderguy wins.

[Premium Parrots]

Hello this is mrs pp. I found him clutching his chest and laffing so hard and he said he's light headed and dizzy. after he calmed down I made him show me these comments. sorry but pp won't be chatting with you boys tonight. I had to take his computer away for the time being.