Balls, now on top of seeing all the holier-than-thou commercials I'm gonna have to stare at a label telling me how this will kill me twenty times over? Well I guess I'll just give it up then.
What a gaggle of sad little fairies, I remember how flabbergasted I was when I found out that most of the pictures in health books in high school showing the mouths of "dippers" and "smokers" were actually pictures of some scurvy-ridden opium feind dug up from some thatch shack in Nowhere, Malaysia.
I use a wide range of tobacco products on a limited basis, so I get to stare down every warning label that gets hatched, and hear every speech from every person who had a family get "killed by big tobacco." I had a professor who seriously looked me in the eye and said "both my parents died from lung cancer, I hate cigarettes." Thats like saying some gang-banger shot your dad so now you hate Smith & Wesson (wait, some dofuses already say that) I mean imagine how wimpy Batman would've turned out had that been the case (he may not use guns, but he's no wuss)?
No it's more like saying "my dad got drunk and jumped off a cliff so screw booze and screw cliffs."
Whatever, when will people just leave well enough alone? I wonder when they'll make me put a warning label on my motorcycle.
Sorry for the rant (no I'm not
) it's been a long time since my last post, man has this site gotten a makeover.
What a gaggle of sad little fairies, I remember how flabbergasted I was when I found out that most of the pictures in health books in high school showing the mouths of "dippers" and "smokers" were actually pictures of some scurvy-ridden opium feind dug up from some thatch shack in Nowhere, Malaysia.
I use a wide range of tobacco products on a limited basis, so I get to stare down every warning label that gets hatched, and hear every speech from every person who had a family get "killed by big tobacco." I had a professor who seriously looked me in the eye and said "both my parents died from lung cancer, I hate cigarettes." Thats like saying some gang-banger shot your dad so now you hate Smith & Wesson (wait, some dofuses already say that) I mean imagine how wimpy Batman would've turned out had that been the case (he may not use guns, but he's no wuss)?
No it's more like saying "my dad got drunk and jumped off a cliff so screw booze and screw cliffs."
Whatever, when will people just leave well enough alone? I wonder when they'll make me put a warning label on my motorcycle.
Sorry for the rant (no I'm not
) it's been a long time since my last post, man has this site gotten a makeover.
I'm sure those labels are on the books, it's just a matter of time. 
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