buysnus point contest

[Mach5]

Hey all. After seeing a snus post on metafilter.com and reading some more about it, I decided to take the plunge. Snus is way better then smoking, and I'm on my way to completely switching. So far I've only had a chance to obtain the General White Portion (which I think is great), so now I'm making my first BuySnus order. Which leads me to the point of this post. Who wants to be my reference and get my order points? To win, you have to tell me the best pun, and you have until 5pm EST (when I get off from work) to do it .
I'll PM the winner to get your reference name once I picked a winner.

As an aside, hows this for an order:
Swedish Match White Tasting Kit
General Onyx
Jakobssons Ice-Fruit
Gotenborgs Rape #2
Nick and Johnny Portion

Aaaaaand.... GO!

[Xobeloot]

Eye R mor Uber Than PIE! Choose Xobeloot or I will.... hmmm... Pun... Rhymes with chocolate. Chocolate pie is good. Snusie Goosie! Does the man on the moon like Pie? Maybe I'll moonfire spam him until he smiles.


Have a nice day! :twisted:

[Xobeloot]

General Xobeloot! We're all out of General!. Whats that, General? NO! We're out of General. What do you mean, General? We're Inside. NO!, General... I mean we're Out.... Nevermind. Go buy some more snus :lol:

[Xobeloot]

Do I win by default?

[Zero]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Random Snus-Vaudeville routine, wtf?! Xob, you're a hero - a General, even!